What is the weirdest thing あなた have ever heard?

"You march like a whore. You're welcome." -Everybody at band camp last year. xDD

"Can あなた imagine a mayonnaise ice cream? With mustard frosting and ketchup syrup?" ._.

"England looks DEAD sexy in a mini-skirt."
(Hetalia. Its not in an episode though. Just Eric Vale at a panel.) xD For some reason, I've had that saying stuck in my head all day.

Well, one 日 at school, I was having lunch when some girls I`ve never seen before come up to me and asked me;

Girl: Exuse me, but are あなた the one with the pierced clitoris?

Me: No...

Girl: Are あなた sure?

Me: Yes...

Girl: Okay! Bye!

*They walk away*

Me: ...WHAT THE FUCK?! O.o

"Do あなた want me to slap your ass??" ʘ͡ _ ʘ͡

i don't really know...i've heard & seen alot of bizzare things in my life.

I've probably heard weirder things but...

"My brother told me I'm turning into a whore"

idiot: ur a pig fart monkey 尻, お尻 butt

Me: Is that supposed to be an insult?