If あなた found a カタツムリ that 発言しました it would grant あなた three wishes what would あなた do and if あなた did make three wishes what would they be?

Wish for infinite wishes and if that doesn't work wish for the ability to wish for infinite wishes and then make the wish for infinite wishes.

I'd step on it and scream "FUCKING LIAR!!"

And......... if it somehow survived, I'd suddenly believe it and then in a singsong voice would ask.
1)To grant me the ability to snap my fingers and whatever I wanted would appear または happen
2)To fix its own shell and stuff cause now I feel bad about stepping on it
3) to be my new pet for the rest of my life who's name is Quinslow Throckmorten

1. actual questions
2. Starbucks! :P
3. Unlimited wishes

LIKE A BOSS. BD

1. Please make someone 愛 me.
2. Power to read minds.
3. NO もっと見る NEED TO SLEEP...

Do those make me sound creepy? Ah, well. It's not like any of あなた liked me anyway.

1) The ability to fly
2) to stop global warming
3) to be forever young

1. That i was born in 1987,
2. Keith was my boyfriend,
and
3. infinite wishes.

1. a card for スターバックス that would never run out so I could buy all the Salted キャラメル Mochas and キャラメル macchiatos I wanted
2. To have a job that I love
3. To have a bath and body works in my city, since we don't have one.