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springely said:
What the fuck did あなた just fucking say about my cooking, あなた little bitch? I'll have あなた know I graduated 上, ページのトップへ of my class in the Culinary Institute of America, and I've been involved in numerous iron chef challenges, and I have over 300 confirmed recipes for Créme fraiche. I am trained in Habachi and I'm the 上, ページのトップへ cook at my local Japanese ステーキ House. あなた are nothing to me but just a poorly trained cashier. I will feed あなた with culinary skills the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth,? mark my fucking words. あなた think あなた can get away with serving cold fries to me over at McDonalds? Think again, chef. As we cook, I am contacting my secret network of bakers across the US and your ingredient sources are being traced right now. So あなた better prepare for the repossesing, maggot. The repossesing that wipes out the pathetic little thing あなた call your kitchen. You're fucking smoked, kid. I can cook anything, anytime and dice あなた in over 700 ways, and that's just with my spatula. Not only am I extensively trained in ragù alla bolognese, but I have access to the entire spices of the United States スターバックス Corps. And I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable dish of the continent, あなた little shit. If only あなた could have known what unholy retribution your extra "spicy" dal makhini was about to bring down upon you, maybe あなた would've held your fucking spoon. But あなた couldn't, あなた didn't, and now you're wasting the chickpea, あなた goddamn idiot. I will frost カップケーキ all over you, and あなた will drown in it. You're fucking smoked, kiddo.
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