What's the stupidest thing you've ever said?

I forgot.
Warning: I am not responsible for anything I say within 3 hours after waking up.

I wouldn't know maybe
What do they have that I don't have besides talent... Haha I called myself talentless!!!!!!!

"Will あなた go out with me?"

I didn't say anything but in 3rd grade I burped on my crush. :")

I cannot remember, however I did once accidentally call a TV character my boobie instead of my baby.

(this happened when my フレンズ controlled my dreams.)
friend: 'so (insert name), what do あなた like about katniss?'
me, half asleep: 'well, she is a heroine. a real heroine, not like the drug.'

when i woke up we were dying of laughter.

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