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UltmateUltima said:
Seriously, these are some really bad jokes. Dunno why I'm even posting them, other than to say I did. This reminds me of the cheesy stuff we used to pass around back in 2nd grade または something, ahhh... memories. At any rate, these are pretty much the worst jokes I could think of. Two 魚 were in a tank. One 発言しました to the other, "Do あなた know how to drive this thing?" Did I ever tell あなた the story about the broken pencil? It had no point. I was 読書 a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn't put it down. Q: What's the friendliest school? A: Hi school. Q: What's black, white, black, white, and green? A: Two skunks fighting over a pickle. Q: What do あなた give a dog with a fever? A: Mustard. (It's good for hot dogs.) Q: What do あなた call a ベース vocalist who sings によって himself? A: So-low. Q: Where do 本 eat dinner? A: At the 表, テーブル of contents. Q: Why were the suspenders arrested? A: For holding up a pair of pants. Q: What do あなた get if あなた クロス a cow with a camel? A: A lumpy milkshake. Q; What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school? A: Not only have あなた let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down! Q: Why was the ほうき late? A: Because he overswept.
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