You're on the front page of the newspaper. What does the タイトル say? What's the 記事 about?

Title: Girl Spots A 虹 Pegasus Flying Through The Sky

Article: The witness, iPsychic, says 'I saw it! I swear if was 虹 Dash!' The news crew are on the lookout :)

"14-year old girl travels to Whitechapel thanks to Jack the Ripper."

Aaand here's probably how the 記事 will go:

"So, where do あなた want to go first for this journey?"

"Er, I think I'll start where the prostitute Mary Ann Nichols was found and then continue in that pattern."
A quick pause of awkward silence occurred, but the sincerity of the girl's voice meaned that she didn't lie. In order to not alarm her, we decided to continue.
"So... this means that あなた are going to find the places in which Jack the Ripper's canonical five victims were found?"
"Yeah, pretty much. Though, I will probably not go until autumn in order to be precise with the dates."
"Why is that so?"
"Nnh, well, it's kinda hard to explain. I guess I want to be able to maybe see the ghosts of the victims."
"So this pretty much means that あなた are going into the footsteps of Jack the Ripper himself?"
"Yep~!"

"When did あなた get this idea?"
"Nnh, well, I guess that I have always loved the UK during the victorian era, but the canonical five victims of Jack the Ripper has always fascinated me, ever since my stepfather accidentally mentioned him when I was around seven years old."
"That's really odd for girls in your age."
"I guess that I have always been weird, hahah~."
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It was もっと見る of an interview, but whatever. I'm actually planning to do this when I'm around 18.

Title: Crazed Fluttershy ファン finally meets Andrea Libman and dies on the spot!

Article: *see Title*

Title: Is he too old for her?

Article, Is Keith really too old to 日付 Taylor :X

Title: Amazing Singer

And it's gonna be about me 歌う at a baseball game.

Title: Zim proposes to fangirl

Article:earlier today,our crew was shocked,when they saw the main character of invader zim,proposing to a young girl in the park.we asked her what she thought of this:

"So what DID あなた say?" Was our 1st question

"I 発言しました HELL YES!" Was her 1st answer

"Um,ok so,what did u think of a cartoon character proposing to u?"

"Dude,i could care less if he was real または made up I FRIGGIN 愛 HIM!!!"

"Again,um ok? Final question,what do u 2 plan to do after the wedding?"

...........

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"WELL....."

*blocked for innapropriate content*

XD XD XD

Title: WORLD IS NOW CONQUERED

Article: It's all about how Loki and I took over the world. The whole entire newspaper is about it, actually.
Every single newspaper in the world.. MWA HA HA HA HA!

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