I would say: OMG purple llama!!!!! I would then: *runs in demented circles* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PURPLE LLAMA!!!! Then say: ... Where does a purple ラマ come from? Actually, I don't care because I am currently riding a purple ラマ at 12 o clock in the grand national.
I actually know exactly what I would do with a purple llama. The other day, I met this woman on the bus who was, ahhhh... interesting. Her mind clearly worked... differently than other people's. She told me that "they" (never did quite get who "they" were) were trying to make her look crazy によって telling people that she collected hair. Only she doesn't collect HUMAN hair, she collects ラマ hair! She has a pet llama, あなた see. A 300 pound ラマ (she was quite specific about its weight, mentioning it a few times). So anyway, what I'd do is get in touch with her (she gave me her name, contact information and city of her birth) and tell her I had something for her. Then I'd give her that goddamned purple ラマ and watch her face light up! Maybe get her to 表示する me her ラマ hair collection. Good times.
