What would あなた do if あなた found out あなた were adopted and your real parents were Freddie Mercury and an Inuit who's always completely stoned as fuck?

i would stay with the parents that adopted me and act like i even know my real parents. Then if i have 2 i will call 911 4 child abuse ment if that don't work take as much money that they have and run away!!!!

I'd say this:
...YO MOM! Can I get high with あなた and daddy?
:D

I'd also have the same birthday as my new father, so that would be pretty awesome too.

GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!! D:

"I know I have some pretty weird dreams, but this is just absurd.
... Wait, this is real life?
... No wonder I'm so fucked up."

What? Just... dude... what?

I'd be so much happier than あなた could imagine.

well i would be shocked but to be honest i wouldent really care because there must be a reason and あなた wouldent have ven met your your parents

Think "Is this the Real life? Is this Just Fantasy?"


And when I make sure, I draw a little silhouetto of my new Daddy and do the Fandango.