Who are you? And who am I?

あなた be cookie, I be cookie-killing sledgehammer. The end.

I'm the hash-slinging slasher and you're a タコス with a mustache that makes あなた look like a rapist. ...Like Waluigi, if Waluigi was a taco.

あなた are Luke. and i am....
YOUR FATHER!!

I am what I am are あなた what あなた are または what?

I'm Finn, and this is my dog Jake. I have my フレンズ Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, and Beemo with me most of the time. I live in a treehouse in Ooo, and my job is to stop the Ice King from causing harm to Ooo. Jake and I always like to have adventures, and we always explore.

You're Slender Man.

I'm me.

Who the hell are you?

I am a pokemon master

あなた are a mr.douchbag for asking this 質問 because it has been asked many times before and its fhuckin annoying so stop.

i am thing 1 and あなた are thing 2

...Um?

<.< My name is uhhhh 24 :D
and ur uhh idk :P

"I am the Doctor, and あなた are the Daleks!"

i'm Alessa Gillespie, don't mess with me!

Kimi wa oujo boku wa meshitsukai
Unmei wakatsu aware na futago
Kimi o mamoru sono tame naraba
Boku wa aku ni datte natte yaru

Try and guess where that's from.

Who am I? There's a sign on the front that says "Lou's Tavern".


I'm fuckin' Lou, Who the fuck are you?

...1924?

I am who I am to be the person to know who あなた are.

=D

Me: Somebody
You: Ben

According to my アイコン I'm Chris from The Sopranos which is odd since I'm female and according to yours you're some アニメ dude.

Look at your questions. Back to mine. Back to yours. NOW BACK TO MINE.

Sadly, they aren't mine. But if あなた stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through questions, finding the ones that your 質問 could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY コメント HAS A MUSTACHE.

Anything is possible when あなた copy and paste. I'm on a rainbow.

when あなた do know what I am, I'm nothing
but when あなた don't know what I am, I'm always something

I'm a girl on this website, with a stupid ユーザー名 i regret.

and i don't even know あなた X_x

I am a person who has off school today because of flooding. あなた are probably one of those people who either still have または are out of school and have a job.