Do あなた think あなた would like being a pencil?

um...no?
unless we're talking about using quill feathers then yes!

no way, あなた hair will always get cut によって the sharpener, and during sometime someone will break あなた into half and あなた get shorter

Obviously I wouldn't be able to like it または not, being an inanimate object.

No, unless I'm used to murder the president または something so I can live forever in a famous museum as a precious artifact.

no 'cuz being used isnt the number 1 thing on my 一覧 of "to do's"

I don't know that I want to answer this. I'm sure I could make a good point. The process though could become drawn out. I could have lead the way. But who wants to be a #2 pencil. Who ever remembers #2 in anything. Maybe I should just erase this 質問 from my memory? Besides, pencils are weak. Has anyone ever heard that "the pencil is mightier than the sword?" This is starting to sound dull. I should go sharpen my wits. :)