Why does the walrus sing at midnight...??

Because the chicken crossed the road.

Becouse the dog was in the military and then the walrus somehow became the president of piesberg...i tought it would be the 落花生, ピーナッツ T.T

Because he's an idiot. Everyone knows that that's when the blubber hunters come out.

To annoy the otter.

To get penguins to come out for his midnight snack.

Because that's when it's voice is most beautiful XD

Because it was hypnotized によって a hypo.
Yeah.

It's a mystery.

Why are あなた listening to my pets?

cause if it sings during the 日 an old lady will throw a panat its head so it sings at midnight and when it sings at midnight the old lady is sleeping and she sleeps in a tempurpedic which are really comfy and あなた can buy them at a mattress store and- wait. What were we talking about?

(this is the walrus after it was hit with a pan)

Because.It.Could. It didn't just sing, it went the extra mile, 歌う at midnight (not-so-little-dare devil), just to say 'I can'. To brag to all it's walrus friends, saying 'I sang at midnight. BEAT THAT LARRY!'. THAT, my friends, is why the walrus sang at midnight.

PARTY AT A RICH DUDES HOUSE! its from hannah montana. robbie left the room. not that i watch that または anything.... *looks around awkwardly*