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LunaShay said:
[Eminem] May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.. Y'all act like あなた never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her 尻, お尻 worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing あなた idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women 愛 Eminem [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, あなた might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is によって the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP] But if we can hump dead 動物 and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [*EWWW!*] But if あなた feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [Chorus: エミネム (repeat 2X)] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All あなた other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? [Eminem] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; well I do, so fuck him and fuck あなた too! あなた think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of あなた critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if あなた win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So あなた guys could just lie to get me here? So あなた can, sit me here 次 to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit 次 to Carson Daly and フレッド Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first あなた little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 and 表示する the whole world how あなた gave エミネム VD [AHHH!] I'm sick of あなた little girl and boy groups, all あなた do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy あなた [bzzzt] And there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me.
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