What's the weirdest thingh that happened to あなた today?

So in my 2nd hour, Science class, we get 15 分 to talk at the end of class (because the teacher is tired of dealing with us) so this girl, Kayla, was making these paper frogs that jump when あなた push on the back of them.
So, this guy, Michael, tried to make one for himself, but he didn't do it right, so he pushed on the back of it over and over until he 発言しました "Aw, it didn't work.. But hey! I get to rub it's butt crack! :D"
And then he started rubbing the paper frogs 尻, お尻 and asked everyone else if they wanted to "Rub some of that fine frog-booty!".
._.

That isn't that weird.. xD

Umm.. Oh!
Some douche at my art 表, テーブル pretended to write "I 愛 penis" on my arm with a ruler. o.O

Well it wasn't weird, but klutzy.

I was walking and this person called my name so I turned around to see who called my name and ran into a car!

It wasn't on thank the lord XD

I answered this question.

Weird, I know.

My teacher 発言しました we all looked like owls looking at him... and how he named his owl, Bernardo.

A little kid named Parker came up to me today and this is how it went:
Parker:Hey Leah i have a gun in my backpack.
Me:I know it's a fake one Parker.
Parker:No it's real.I ストール, 盗んだ it from the police.
Me:Congratulations!I think.

One of my professors startd 歌う old eighties songs and we had to 登録する in as a participation grade. This was for a government class.

I was looking a picture of David Henrie pulling the 襟, 首輪 of his シャツ down and duct tape on his mouth when my little brother says 'why do あなた keep looking at that picture of David Henrie?' and I say 'cuz he's cute' then my little brother says 'if I do that will girls look at me and think I'm cute?' and I was like 'no probably not Jason' lol

The Weirdest Thing was my coach told me since i was late and a teacher gave me a pass he 発言しました u owe me 5 dollars lol he is so crazy!!!!!!!!!! JUST LIKE BILL AND TED!!!!!!!!!!

Well,
I pulled an all-nighter with a friend last night [Whoop.Whoop:/]. But I mean, we're teens, we do these things all the time, but when this morning, after she went home, I got some breakfast. So it's like 8:30 a.m now, I go into my ベッド and don't wake up until 2:15.
And I'm now exhausted...I don't do that....ever

I talked to my mom about transferring to a boarding school.

This weird thing that happened to me today was that a little short fat man, about 4 ft 10, knocked on my door. when i answered it he was standing there holding out the biggest freakin チョコレート bunny i ever saw- it was nearly as big as him. the dude was wearing these enormous glasses and grinning but he only had, like, 2 teeth it was kinda disturbing in a funny way.
so anyway, he says to me "Are あなた Doreen? cos if あなた are..." So i'm like WTF 'erm...' and he squints at me and then just shuffles off down my porch dragging the enormous チョコレート rabbit with him! and then he was gone just like that!

It was the worst case of mistaken identity ever xD
my friend 発言しました i should call the cops rofl

(and just to let あなた know, i'm NOT actually Doreen- that sounds like a grannys name and i dont even know anyone called it lol xD)

I was playing a game of Zombies on Call of Duty: Black Ops, on a map with a giant mecha arm または something which spins around sometimes. It struck a few zombies once and they just fell down real weird...

Does anyone know Garry's Mod? That's how it looked... real glitchy. xD

Well, I was rollerskating up a high 丘, ヒル (don't ask me why xD) and suddenly there was a ランダム bicycle pushing me in the back up there after which he passed me. I was like; o.O... alright, こんにちは thanks! :3

I have a little white rabbit as pet and she was playing in my room but I ロスト her.

I searched the whole room and I found her on the Alice in Wonderland DVD.....

I found that really awkward, a white rabbit on the Alice in Wonderland DVD XD

I keep seeing my ex all 日 but every time I saw him Jason had his arm around me for a hug....

I died,and came back.

My crush's best friend told everyone that I like his best friend,in front of the whole 7th math period.
Now I hate me crush's best friend.

What wasn't weird today? My days are always insane(at least i wasn't hit with flying food!)

I found $10,000 pesos (about $5 dollars) at school... and also I saw the professors I dreamt with... it wasn't a really "straight" dream...

to 日 my friend were runing around yelling boner out side at recess and then they threw a big chrunk of snow at me o.o'' yes they WERE YELLING boner... but so was i so I HAD A FUNN TIme 8D

I wuz buying my best friend her b-day pressie when this five 年 old boy came up to me and hit me with this mini sword and then gave me a hug and 発言しました see ya tomorrow at chuckys!!(chuckys is this play area)

a randomer told me they were gay

Hmm, to me weird things are normal, so anyway maybe this?
I was in one of my classes and I swear I heard this one boy say "you almost touched my weiner," so I started to tell my friend what I thought he'd 発言しました (loudly purposely cause I'm crude like that and I have a loud voice) anyway, several girls started laughing at me. または when I was going into the girls bathroom and at the same time several preppy annoying girls started saying hi to me, literally each one repeating the last's words a few 秒 after the other, it was very odd and annoying they sounded like little birds.

I laughed through Spanish class for no apparent reason whatsoever. xD
I was driving the girl I sit 次 to insane.

Nothing, since I'm on vacation, and I stayed at ホーム today.
But I watched Magical Mystery Tour.
It was good and bad at the same time.
But it was the shortest movie I've ever watched.
または at least it seemed like it.

Bump.