Post the funniest quote あなた 発言しました out loud today.
Here's mine (well it's a conversation with my mom)
Mom: I want あなた to make brownies later on.
Me: Do they have to be the regular kind または can I make the "special" kind.
Me: あなた haven't had time to visit our dealer have あなた *sighs* well then regular brownies it is.
My mother then proceeded to yell at me for making such a "vile" joke, but oh well it was worth it.