How and Why?

Oh I thought we were playing Clue...

Oh, through the front door sir! (or Mam)
Oh, あなた know, mine broke... *shrugs*
Well, あなた know when あなた asked if I had any? I lied. I felt bad so I thought I'd 表示する you.
No silly! It's not a gun! It's a donut!

I've come to ***** and touch ur ******....then put ur **** in the closet and then eat all ur 食 then leave...

Whoops, wrong house, あなた see Siobhan Wessley (a serial killer in one of my stories) is in the 次 house over with the protaganists of my story's baby and I thought I was breaking into there to rescue the baby. Well bye now, gotta go save that baby.

Before I answer you, tell me one thing- why are your eyes completely black?

Justin Bieber Broke your glass so I climbed through your window.

I heard あなた had something to fix, remember that time a long time 前 あなた had to call Billybob's redneck repairs because your オーブン broke down.

Uh.....no...You're...hiluconating...or dreaming.Yeah, dreaming!!!!! Wake up in an 時 and i'll be gone! Hehe!!!!