"Boner, catch this disk." "Boner, quit humping the neighbors leg." "Boner, stop peeing on the lawn."
This way when あなた loose your dog あなた can yell "Boner!" without looking peverted.
Also, if the dog runs away a lot and it is female, あなた can name it Virginity. When asking people if they have seen your dog あなた can say, "I ロスト my virginity and I can't find it."