Help me! My dog just ate my whole advent calendar!

Did it had チョコレート inside?
Yes - 移動する on to the 次 question
No - let nature do its 'thing', but watch out to any abnormal signs he might have..

Did he ate the chocolate?
Yes - call someone right now. イヌ should never eat chocolate.
No - Just in case, call someone to see if everything is okay with him.

Don't make fun of me,but,what's an advent calender?

OK first thing to do is to not panic
if your dog ate the チョコレート 次 would be to call some one because チョコレート is really bad for dogs.

The best thing to do is call someone because チョコレート is bad for a イヌ stomach and it is possible it can either die または get sick.

give him alot of water and hope for the best

Call some one for help, quickly!!! Your dog could get sick. Some イヌ dont some do. ( a 年 前 my dog a 2 whole bags of チョコレート chips, he had to get his stomach pumped but hes fine)

Is that another excuse for forgetting to do your homework?