Chuck Norris!!!

When Chuck Norris jumps in a swimming pool , he doesn't gets wet , the water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has a alarm in his house , not to warn him of intruders , but to warn the intruders of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not better than Bruce Lee =]

However, he comes closer than anyone on Earth (besides Jet Lee, of course) has ever gotten to Bruce Lee status.

This picture is proof:

Chuck Norris can gargle 落花生, ピーナッツ butter. (:

Here are some Chuck Norris jokes, I don't know if you'd call them "facts"

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice

Chuck Norris went back in time to defeat himself. Chuck Norris won.

That's all I can think of right now...sorry.

Chuck Norris knows EXACTLY where Carmen San Diego is.

when chuck norris looks at a spinning fan,the ファン gets dizzy

Chuck Norris can divide によって zero

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is...



I cant think of any other but i've heard heaps lol

Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn, he just stares at it and dares it to grow..

chuck norris wears emmett cullen pajamas