What was the randomest/funniest thing that happened to あなた today at school, work, etc.

Erm, surprisingly nothing funny または ランダム happened today...

I slipped in my kitchen, twice.
My boyfriend, Mike, came ホーム and then said, "Hey, can あなた give me a back massage?" and then I replied, "Why?" he then said, "Because I 愛 you."

But, it turns out he was in a fight and his back hurt, and then decided to tell me when I was on the phone with my mother. . .

Yeah. I think it was over taking something of his possession.

The rest of my 日 was weird.
I received 12 e-mails from my cousins and siblings, all about coming back to the UK, even though they were born here with me, they all, even my parents, moved to France. . . . I know, weird. Except for one of my cousins which lives about 20 分 away.

Another ランダム thing that happened was that I had ミルク and then a cookie and then it turned out the ミルク was expired. . . . . . . . .*sigh*

Just another 日 in the Glass House. . . . HAHA, あなた know the Morganville Vampire series? Well, I have the same lastname as one of the important people, also, the important persons name is Michael, my boyfriend's name!!! HAHAAHA!

Someone told me to shut up and go eat a pickle... o.0