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PreBanned said:
Now, we all know the wonderful klondike bar, right?... Well, me and my フレンズ were sitting at lunch, one comes up to me and sings the little sone. I look at him and say "wana hear a joke?" he shrugs and says sure I said" ok, now this is a shit-hole stand up comedy thing, so stand the **** up または it won't be as funny.." He 発言しました "but your suppose to stand up." I glared and 発言しました "you wana hear it または not??" He shrugged, stood up and I told the joke. It went like this: "ok, so, I asked a guy what would HE do for one of those yummy ice cream Klondike bars. And he says 'Well ma'am. I would give my soul, but I gave that up for immortality. I would give up my wife, but she is dead... Oh! I know! Ill give my children up!!!... Wait, ****..I don't have any.. Eh, what ever, theyre not that good anyway..' So I look at him, spit, and say 'Your not good anyway." So there is my story, and I'm sticking to it... But, there is もっと見る things my idiot companions and I have done... So now we're sitting in computers. And were screwing around on the internet and what not. And we go into this program and I find the most ridiculous thing ever, it says "Jessica S. <3 Dale Carrier" I stand up and say, "Who the **** typed this lie, come forth now, and あなた won't die later.." So Cameron gets up,raises his hand. I look at him and say," really dude???Really??" he nods his head and drops to the ground laughin'..what a douche.. Now for my final story.. It happened today in school. It was a 火災, 火 drill, and Dale is looking around, he stared at me, but when I looked at him he 発言しました "what are あなた staring at,bitch??" I look at him, and say "someone with poor manners I see.." He goes red in the face and shoves me into Cameron. I laugh, slap him and walk away grinning. He is holding his face, he is calling me a mother ****er and stuff. He is such a failure...
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