こんにちは guys I need some help, and quick! Can あなた think of an original adverisement?

This is easy if あなた have a good imagination. i've had a project like this before and i just made my own product up. it's much easier because it can be any crazy ランダム old crap あなた like. like, for instance, i did a cell phone disguised as a calculator so あなた could text on it in maths class without the teach finding out.
または something ランダム like that.
just think when something bad happens, say to yourself "ah, i wish i had a '___________' to get me out of this one!"
don't worry, you're bound to come up with something. あなた can use my idea if あなた like. good luck.

drink some coke...

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hope あなた fuckin' choke.


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have a nice day.