What Is Your Favourite Potter Pals Quote?

Dumbledore:Hello Harry are あなた studing for class?
Harry:No were invading Snapes privacy によって 読書 his diary
Dumbledore:Oh, well あなた wouldnt happen to have any prunes?
Harry:Im a afraid not sir
Dumbledore:Im very dissapointed in あなた Harry.

aww. im stuck between --

Harry: OHMYGOD look what I found!
Ron: is that a book?
Hermione: I know a thing または two about 本 and thats a book.
HArry: its not just any book, guys
Ron: Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?
TEN 秒 LATER -- RON IN CORNER.

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HArry: My parents are dead, my life sucks, I cant hold down a girlfriend and Im surrounded によって ****ing goblins and **** all the time I mean what the ****
Ron: But its magic, Harry, the goblins are MAGICAL!
Harry: well i still have nightmares about dobby eating my skin clean off every night! I cant take it any more! I. Quit. Magic.

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HArry: I dont want a hug!
Ron: Give me a hug, Harry.
HArry: NO!
Ron: HUGGING!
Harry: I'll wound you!


hehehehe

wizerd angenst
hermini:what about fighting u know who
harry:fine then its all up to u now ron
ron_harry
voldemort :hello little child
ron -mmmmm
voldemort:u wanna peace of me
ron:ahhhh
voldamort :yeah u run away

bothering snape
harry:hay ron u wanna bother snape

ron:ok harry

snape:im snape the poshins master

harry :ok now

ron and harry:bothe bother bother

BOTHER! BOTHER! BOTHER!

From "The Vortex"

Snape: In some notion, the お花 fell from my hand, and shattered like glass. And when I looked into the mirror, I was a beautiful milkmade, but then I woke up crying, and I don't know why.
Dumbledore: I once had a dream that I was a baby pig, living on a farm. Oink Oink Oink!
Snape: No あなた don't understand, it was a life changing vision. I may never be the same!

OMG, I just realized that "Snape" has "ape" in it! LMAO!

I just watched "Potions Class" and now I have another one:

Dumbledore: Hello Severus!
Snape: Hello professor.
Dumbledore: I need to borrow some wizard liquids.
Snape: I'm fresh out, sir.
Dumbledore: How about 魔法にかけられて juice?
Snape: Nope.
Dumbledore: What about 失効しています gorilla milk?
Snape: . . . That has no magical properties.
Dumbledore: Oh contrare, Snape-a-doodle! It's done a wonder on me bowels!
Snape: Okay, whatever. This way.
Dumbledore: Hehehehehehe.

WIZARD ANGST:
Harry: ANGST ANGST ANGST
Ron: Harry, wanna hug?
Harry:No, Ron, I do not want a hug!
Ron: Hug me, Harry!
Harry: NO!
Ron: HUGGING!
Harry: i'll wound you!
Snape: What's this rumpis?
Ron: Harry hit me!
Harry: Ron ivaded my personal bubble!
Snape I think some severe punishment is in order.
Ron and Harry: OH NO!
Snape: あなた shall be dragged によって your ears to the dungeons, where a drunken Filch will be waiting with a cactus and a croquae mallet.

Snape's Dairy:
Snape: i was at the Yule Ball with Lily Evans. I asked her to dance. she asked me to die. Would if i could, Lily, would if I could.
Harry: My mom was awesome!

Ron: i liked the story abotu the button, Snape.
Snape: you- あなた did?
Ron: it made me sad, thinking abotu the button alone and sad. I hope あなた find your button, Snape.
Snape: So do i, オレンジ one, so do I.

Dumbledore: NAKED TIME!

Ron: What's up hermione?
Hermione:oh hi Ron
Ron: It's Ronaldo now

harry:hey guys look wat i found in a locked トランク under snapes ベッド its a book
ron:is it an adult vampire romance novel?

What is that mysterious ticking noise? Not over here, not over there. It's kind of...catchy...

I 愛 it when snape said; "What is all this Rumpos!"

Harry - "High five Ron!"
Ron - "But あなた already took my money, Harry"

I'll have to say Harry: Lose some weight before あなた hug me, Ron. Ron: Wha--?

Dumbledore: the elder swear, u must never repeat it.
Harry: we promise.
Dumbledore: here goes, *the elder swear*

(l8r)
Harry, Ron, Hermione: *the elder swear*

Ron: I 愛 あなた too Harry.
Harry: Lose some weight before あなた hug me Ron!
and
Ron: I'm hungry.
Harry: What else is new fatty!?
Harry is just so mean to Ron in potter puppet pals but I 愛 it!

from Ron's Disease:
Harry: Hi, I'm Harry Potter,what a beautiful 日 here at Hogwarts school of Magical Mystery Tools!
Ron: Everyday is beautiful with あなた here Harry!But...
Harry:But what, Ron? What could be wrong?!
Ron:I've got a secret affliction, Harry.
Harry: DISGUSTING!
Ron: あなた don't even know what it is Harry! It's lice.
Harry: Get. Out.
Ron: It's wizard lice.

THEN...

Harry: Ugh! I can't breath!
Ron: hey, what's that? It's a giant furry matress! May I jump on it?
Harry: Yes, do as あなた wish あなた diseased child. Wait! It's moving!
*Hagrid stands up*
Ron: Hello, Mr. Hagrid!
*Hagrid whacks Ron*
Harry: We've come for your foxy advic, Hagrid!
Hagrid: Uh, what?
Ron: I've got wizard lice, hagrid! I need your help!
Hagrid: Um well then, little Hagrids takin a nap.
Harry: あなた just took a nap! Get up あなた old meatsack!!!
Hagrid Alright, Alright. Well then...
Harry: Take a look, thosands of tiny little monsters have spawned on Ron's already filthy scalp.
Hagrid: Alright, then...fhdxbhjgxzbysn...
*sings*
If あなた want to take care of that wizard lice, then listen to Hagrid's good advice. Rub meat in your hair then take some mayonasse and rub it into your roots, then wipe it all off on an old pair of boots. Then spin in a circle, clap your hands twice, now you've no more...lice.
Ron: That song was great! But I can't afford any mayonasse!
*Hagrid makes strange gurgling sound*
Harry: Hmmm...well how about we just light his head on fire?
Hagrid: There's another way to cure wizard lice. But ya ain't gonna like it.
Ron: Are あなた sure this is going to work Hagrid?
Hagrid: Shut up! *whacks ron in the face with stick*
Ron: Oof!
Hagrid: you're cured!
Ron: Thank あなた Hagrid! I fell 100% better!
Harry: Hagrid! Your skills are needed elsewhere! And bring your muscels!
Hagrid: I'm a little tired...go do it yourself...
Harry: I'll leave a small pile of 魚 outside of your hut for a month.
Hagrid: GASPS! You've got yerself a deal!!!

Oh contrare, Snape-a-doodle!
_____________________________
NAKED TIME!
_____________________________
Snape, Snae, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore! Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore! Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore! Snape. Ron! Snape. Ron! Severus Snape. Ron Weasley. Snape. Dumbledore! Ron! Snape. Ron! Severus Snape. Ron Weasley...............etc.

Snape:(reading aloud) I ロスト a button on my マント, 隠す today. Minerva pointed it out infront of the entire faculty. Oh cruel attention!
Button oh button, oh where hath thou fled?
Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread?
Did thee roll off my bosom and cease to exist?
How I wish I could follow thee into the mist!
Ron: What is a bosom Harry?
Harry: Erm...
Hermione: Yeah, tell him Harry!
Harry: ... oh look, another page!

Dumbledore: I once had a dream where I was a baby pig living on a farm. Oink Oink Oink!

or...

Snape: I was riding a Thestral through a thunderstorm, every thunderclap resolved into their voices, bother bother, suddenly it became music.I was at the yule ball with Lily Evans. I asked her to dance, she asked me to die. Would that I could Lily, would that I could. :( :'(

Ron: is it a teen vampire romance novel?
'ten secnds late'
(rons in the cornner)
idk! it just always cracks me up!

Dumbledore: Your mother is a *beep beep beep*ing*beep*lorem ipsum*beep beep beep*admenumvenium*beep beep beep beep*trrragula*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus*beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep*ing Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a 城 far away where no one can hear あなた *beep beep beep beep beep beep* スープ *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey マウス *beep beep* with a stick of dynamite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM!...Now あなた know, あなた must never, ever repeat it, okay?

Harry: We promise.

Neville - Hagrids Butt Crack
Ron & Hermione - YAAAY
Harry - あなた sicken me
Neville - But its on the list
Harry - Hagrid's 10 times the man you'll ever be Neville

I have loads もっと見る they've just already been 発言しました x

My absolute お気に入り part of Ron's Disease is-

Hermione: Oh, Hello Harry.

Harry: Hello female Ron. Quick Hagrid! Hit!

LMAO!!!

Dumbledore; Severus if I were you... I too would be 苦い and depressed but thank heavens I'm me

dumbledore:i wance had a dream where i was a baby piggy on a farm. Oink oink oink

THE GINNY EPISODE!
Harry: Oh, ginny, your so hot! Your like a stove! Your like a zesty pepper! I feel this connection. I don't know what it is about you. I feel like your my best friend. My hot best friend. Your so beautiful. Like a thomas cancade (?) painting. I'm so into you. Hey! don't move! I'll be right back.
Ginny: .....(Harry runs away to ron)
Harry: こんにちは ron. I was just with your sister. She's so hot, ron. Heads up! I'm gonna 日付 your sister.
Ron: Wow, that's really wonderf-
Harry: I feel bad for you, ron. It's like あなた probably don't even know how hot your sister is. SHe's really hot.
Ron: I don't know wha-
Harry: I'm gonna make out with your sister tonight. Gonna french it up. I don't need your approval!
Ron: I fully support- (Harry runs back to Ginny)
Harry: Oh Ginny, good god, girl! I can't get あなた out of my mind! You're freckles drive me wild, あなた know that? Oh, and that hair. Hey, あなた know what would be hot? I mean, really hot? If あなた got like, あなた know, a pixie cut. Like real short and modern. I don't know, call me crazy. I just think it would really do it for me. I know what I like. And I like two things. Magic, and you. And me. Be right back. (Runs to ron)
Ron: Hello again, Harry!
Harry: AH! Don't jump out at me like that! A face like that deserves a warning....
Ron: I'm sorry, harry. I didn't mean to frighte-
Harry: I'm freaking out, ron! I don't know how to ask your sister out. She's too hot.

LMAO!!!

I have loads of お気に入り quotes...so here are some from neville's birthday...because basically all my other faves have been said

Dumbledore: can i have your attention please?
Harry: あなた can have my fist in your face! oh...sorry Dumbledore
*And*
Dumbledore: farewell little biscuits
*And*
Harry: i found a door, lets leave through it!
*And*
Harry: ron's here too! wow, small world...
*And*
drunk Snape
*Finally*
HAPPY WIZARD BIRTHDAY SONG!!!!!!!!!!! (children eating cake inside their mouths! XD)

Snape: Desspise everyone and everyone desspises you

"...and Snape got angrier and angrier until finally he flipped out and tried to kill me with a hammer!" XD
AND
Dumbledore: Can I have your attention,please?
Harry:You can have my FIST IN YOUR FACE!!! I'm sorry, Dumbledore, go on.
ROFL! XD

Ron: I found the 情報源 of the ticking! It's a PIPE bomb!

HarryZ&Hermione: Yaaaaaaaaay!

BOOM XD

Wizard Swears:
Harry: VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE!

Harry: This wouldn't have happened if あなた weren't so fat

Harry: Have あなた got any money Ron?
Ron: Not much

Harry and Ron: Bother Bother Bother!

Voldemort: Voldemort, Voldemort ooohhh Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort

Ron: Dobby's sock!!

Snape: Me thinks some severe punishment is in order

And many もっと見る lol

The entire Draco song plus:
Hi. I'm Draco Malfoy. And Im really proud that my familys pureblooded white. I MEAN WIZARD!
AND
NO! IM HARRY POTTER! NO ONE CAN HAVE もっと見る TESTOSTERONE THAN ME!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
AND
Harry, get me the problem stick.

I liked the part where he stopped moving!
OR
Draco likes FIRE!
OR
I think I'm going through puberty!

YOUR MOTHER IS A BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEPING BLEEP LORAMITZEN BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP AGMITENVENIUM BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP TRAGULAN BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP HIPPOPOTAMUS BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP REPUBLICAN BLEEP BLEEP AND DANIEL RADCLIFF BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP WITH A BUCKET OF BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP IN A 城 FAR AWAY WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR あなた BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP スープ BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP WITH A BUCKET OF BLEEP BLEEP MICKEY マウス BLEEP BLEEP AND A STICK OF DYNAMYTE BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP MAGICAL BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP ALAKAZAM!!!!! purple

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harry:"you all segesd for a deraco masvoy puppet and he he is say hello draco hello drack no say hello to the adeens hello to the ades.