1. While あなた are あなた are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another ピザ delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his 質問 with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...

ピザ was originally made as a 食 for the poor. It still is a great value, even if it's もっと見る upper class.

How much do あなた spend on 食 everyday? If あなた eat out cheaply, あなた pretty much have to spend about $5 per meal; think macdonalds, a sandwich, halal food. ピザ seems the same way, no? In fact, ピザ can be cheaper than groceries!

Think about it. If you're a bachelor, if あなた order a pizza, it's worth four meals (2 slices a meal). Josephine's large pie is 9.99. That's 2.50 a meal. If あなた buy your own パン and coldcuts and swiss cheese, it will come to 2.50 a meal. A single small package...