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posted by isabelle_905
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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give もっと見る than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving もっと見る than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants あなた to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help あなた answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L(デスノート) M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far 尻, お尻 キス will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get あなた close, and Attitude will get あなた there, it's the Bullshit and 尻, お尻 キス that will put あなた over the top.



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