Penguins

Author’s Note: I don’t care if あなた don’t like the story. Haters gonna hate is what I say. All I ask is that あなた don’t flame me for my grammar. I try my best to 編集 as much as I can but I can’t seem to fix all the grammar errors. But I do try. Enjoy the story! :)

                 Fallout
     Chapter 1: Early Years

War... War never changes. Since the dawn of mankind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything:...

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Doris's New Beau: Take 1

[KOWALSKI and PARKER are shown walking down a dock]

Kowalski: "She...needs me?"

Parker: "Her very words. 発言しました you're the smartest guy she's ever met."

Kowalski: *smiles huge* "Ah, always knew Doris would come to her senses someday. It's the casual-" *steps on end of board and the other end smacks him in the face* "Daie!" *falls over*

Director: *sighs* "Can someone please fix that?"

GuyOffSet: "On it!"

Director: "Kowalski, are あなた alright?"

Kowalski: *gets to feet and rubs head*...

Private woke up that morning feeling sluggish. His stomach was moaning like an iriated beast.
S: "Good morning, Private!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah."
S: "You hungry?"
P: "Yes, extremely, actually."
S: "Good! Cause we're going fishing!"
P: "Wait, did あなた say we are going fishing?"
S: "You heard me, we are going fishing."
P: "Yay!"
S: "You have to learn sometime. Besides, you've earned it!"

The two 鳩 into the icy water. Little did they know their scent was caught によって two blood-thristy predators. Skipper led Private cautiously towards a colossal school of fish. Skipper motioned to Private to open his...

Skipper woke up late that morning. He waddled to the sleeping Private. A smile came across his face as he stroked Private's head with his gentle flipper. Private opened his eyes sluggishly.
P: "Good morning, Skippah."
S: "Good morning, did あなた sleep well last night?"
P: "Yes, I did. Did you?"
S: "Yeah, あなた want to see the colony today?"
P: "Okay!"
S: "I'm going to get breakfast. Remember all the rules."
P: "Can I come?"
S: "No, not yet. I don't think you're ready now."
P: "I've fished in the pond at ホーム before."
S: "Yes, but there aren't those carnivorious beast there."
P: "I can handle it. Believe me....

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, または something like that, but I've changed it's タイトル becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone によって sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would 検索 for clues the 次 morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

Private entered the hatch, slowly and cautiously, trying not to make any sound. He didn´t knew what Skipper would do to him if he got caught. Step によって step he made his way down the ladder into an unfamiliar dark HQ. Private looked around and startlet. Their ホーム had ロスト all of its warmth and comfort. It was almost like, no one would live here anymore, it was just deserted.




Slowly he waddled into the middle of the room, Skipper was no where to be seen. The little ペンギン shighed in his thoughts. Since they had left the HQ, he hadn´t seen Skipper anymore. That´s the only reason he returned...

I was originally only going to post a few of these on the wall, but there were just too many gems not to share them all.

When things are translated form one language to another, suffice it to say that things can often be “lost in translation.” The following is a 一覧 of 89 “Penguins of Madagascar” episodes which have had their German titles translated into English using Google’s webpage translator. The English name of each episode is placed in parentheses 次 to each translated title, as it appeared on a German テレビ website, though in a few places even those have a few errors...

HQ:
Private: ACHOO! *sniffle*

Private sits tiredly on the table, as Kowalski probes around Private with thermometers, stethoscopes, and a tape measure.

Kowalski: According to my calculations, it seems that Private has become sick with some sort of virus.
Private: Ah.. Ah.. ACHOO!
Kowalski: Eh, and a very sickly one, I might add.
Rico: Eww.
Skipper: Well, nothing a little sleep and some お茶, 紅茶 can't cure!
Private: But Skipper, I feel like my head weighs a thousand tons! Don't あなた have any-
Skipper: Wait, あなた 発言しました your head feels heavy? Do あなた happen to be sneezing uncontrollably and feeling faint every...