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Okay. I just read the 記事 myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if あなた can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give または take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If あなた wanted to give a proper review, あなた should've first 与えられた much もっと見る information on how the movie could've been improved and WHY the points あなた mentioned were wrong, rather than just stating WHAT was wrong. あなた want to talk big words and over-analyzing faults? Try this on, Ms. Inkoo Kang.

あなた have focused too much on the film's faults, giving only one side to your argument. To provide a solid and sound argument, one must point out why the other side to the argument is wrong. Allow me to demonstrate.

あなた claim the penguins are "unfunny, unmoving, and uninspired," but あなた never explained why あなた think so. I'll have あなた know many think the penguins are funny at least at times. Whether it's a one-liner ("We killed 'em and ate their livers.") または it's just an action (Come on, the penguins playing at the train controls in the third film was a little funny. Just a little.), there's at least one thing the penguins have done to make someone laugh. Even if they haven't for you, doesn't mean they're necessarily "unfunny." あなた just have a different sense of humor, I presume.

As far as "unmoving," I admit the penguins haven't had many "moving" moments in the "Madagascar" trilogy. However, as far as the trailers go, あなた have to admit, Skipper bringing the young hatchling (Private) into his brotherhood was just a little moving. Of course, I wouldn't know this until I watched the movie, especially since あなた didn't explain why あなた felt it was unmoving yourself.

"Uninspired"? Do あなた know not the meaning? Inspired; adjective: aroused, animated, または imbued with the spirit to do something, によって または as if によって スーパーナチュラル または divine influence (dictionary.reference.com). What makes あなた think the movie is uninspired? I'm thinking it might be inspired to, I don't know, make people laugh. There's probably some better message in the movie as well, since, from what I've seen from DreamWorks, there always is if あなた think hard enough. I have yet to figure out what it is myself, since I obviously haven't seen it, but I'm sure I can come up with something. My guess is that it'd be along the lines of brotherhood または something, but I don't know yet.

Speaking of, あなた say the film has a "distinct lack of purpose." Which 映画 do あなた think has a purpose? It would have been absolutely fantastic for あなた to have 与えられた us some examples for why あなた believe the movie has no purpose (you have a right to uphold your opinion, but あなた have to support it if あなた want others to agree with you). Furthermore, what would've 与えられた the movie purpose for you? Your thoughts on that would've been nice. あなた also mentioned that the movie "caters to an audience that doesn't exist" because of the references not many people would get. How would あなた know that? My best friend is a ファン of a 表示する I've never even heard of until he told me he liked it. How do あなた know no one will understand those references? While many people will not, it still brings a smile to the face of those who would get that reference. Additionally, the movie may still bring a smile to the face of the unknowing "eight-year-olds" because I would imagine it still has funny moments. Even if they don't get a reference, doesn't mean they won't find it funny (I've found references funny without fully understanding them. I know I'm not the only one). I realize I'm ignorant to if these references will be funny または not, but then again, not everyone has the same sense of humor as I.

あなた 発言しました that there "isn't much to the film's story, yet it's stuffed to the gills with plot." If there's one thing I've noticed about DreamWork's films, it's that it's never just a story. The "Madagascar" trilogy relays the message that ホーム isn't where あなた are, but who you're with. "Shrek" is a story about acceptance, correlating to the idea that everyone's different, and that's okay, and あなた have to accept yourself and others to truly be happy. "Kung Fu Panda" sends a message in that to accomplish anything, あなた have to first believe in yourself ("There is no secret ingredient"). It all starts with you. Even if this movie is an exception to this idea, it would be really awesome if あなた would've explained why あなた feel that way.

あなた mentioned that Dave's character is basically ruined because of his humor. Last time I checked, audiences 愛 a villain with a little humorous side. A villain that's too dark wouldn't appeal to younger audiences anyway (ooh, that reminds me of your "point" made earlier. hm . . .).

First and foremost about your thoughts on North Wind, it's a SEAL, not an OTTER. If あなた don't know the facts before あなた propose an argument, then you've basically ruined any chance of gaining support because people will believe あなた have no idea what you're talking about. Second, what makes あなた think Eva's only purpose is to be sexy? How do あなた know they're not also relaying the idea that women can be intelligent as well? Not to mention that from what I've seen in the trailers, Kowalski is the only one falling for her. あなた could've at least explained why it seemed that way to you.

The following paragraph is merely just my opinion of your argument about Classified, and has nothing to do about how あなた presented it. I must say, I do partially agree with your argument about the pompous Agent Classified, but I think it's pretty awesome that Skipper has someone in his same covert classification to be compared to, causing a humorous clash between the duo. And I believe he wants a little もっと見る than just "taking the credit." How do あなた know he just doesn't want 動物 to be safe? How do あなた know he doesn't want some credit because he feels as though he needs the support from his team? Meaning, if he doesn't seem as though he made a success conceived with his help, he won't seem as important, and North Wind will see him as a failure? You'd be surprised what insecurity can drive someone to do. Of course, that is only my opinion, and I would not know until I watched the movie to make my own interpretation.

I have no problem if あなた like the movie または not. But if you're going to post a review for the whole world to see, DO IT RIGHT.

Now, did あなた see how I presented my counter-argument? I used examples from the trailers, and even other 映画 to present my case. I also mentioned your side of the argument to help 表示する a contrast between my and your opinion, as to allow my readers to make up their own minds, rather than present one side and BOMBARD them with my opinion, presenting it as if it were solid fact. Your very vague descriptions of your opinions don't exactly tell anyone why they shouldn't watch it. All I see is, "Don't watch it because it's bad." If あなた would've just explained why it's bad, then あなた would've done just fine, and I wouldn't have 発言しました a word.

Lots of love, peacebaby7

To the fanguins, the main reason I wrote this is to make those who found the "review" unsettling realize how overly-critical this 記事 was. Based on the few コメント on her review, I see I'm not the only one who feels that her review could've been a lot better. I was not judging the fact that she didn't like the movie, but rather that she just needs to put もっと見る thought into her reviews. Your thoughts on my thoughts on her thoughts?
This may contain spoilers for those who haven't seen the episode. If you'd like to watch the episode first, click link

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Chase Scene: Take 1

Burt: *while running によって with other animals* Come on! I'm gettin' edgy to give a wedgy!

Skipper: *from behind a wall* *signals team that the ghost is clear* "So, how long will your freeze 線, レイ last?"

Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"

Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*

Twin 1: *trips on Kowalski* "Ow!...
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'Julien's 音楽 player'

Private - O jejku jej!

Kowalski - Nie patrz tam!

Rico - Hej, zarościk mam!

King Julien - Pudełko me nagle rozrosło się
i unosi się hen to straszne wiem.

Mort - Król jakoś dziwnie nasz gada,
mam lęk, że to może być wada.

King Julien - Mam wielką chętkę によって tak wam
nadawać!

Mort - To jest straszne, brzydkie i złe.

King Julien - Co ja zrobić mam?
Śpiewać się chce!


'I wanna control you'

Blowhole - Tylko ja doskonale wiem
jak ujarzmić bestię tę.
Czy wysłuchasz mego kojącego solo?
Wysłuchaj!
Wokół nas głupków gęsty tłum,
nie każdy ma mózg lub też inaczej...
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Ch. 3
"What did あなた do to Kowalski, Blowhole," Skipper demanded.
"Why don't あなた ask him yourself," the イルカ chuckled as Kowalski stepped out from behind him.
"Kowalski?" Private asked in surprize, "What are あなた doing with Blowhole?"
"You brain-washed him!" Skipper snapped at Blowhole.
"I'm not brain-washed," Kowalski stated, his voice was flat.
"That's just what he wants あなた to think," Skipper 発言しました in denial.
"Kowalski's correct Skipper," Blowhole chipped in, "he joined me of his own choice."
Kowalski shot a sharp glance at Blowhole as if intending to say something, but he stayed quiet and...
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 The Skilene theory
The Skilene theory
I watched The カワウソ, オッター Woman two times, but in the 秒 I noticed something more.
Many ファン will say: "Skipper fell for Arlene, not Marlene!". Yes. This is true (except if Skipper was really pretending). But in this episode, is almost clear that Skilene (Skipper and Marlene pairing) happens.

1 - Skipper 発言しました Marlene is the right "guy" for help them. He ignored the real guys. Skilene probability: 35%

2 - When Skipper fell for Arlene, he says something "flirty" about her [Arlene]. In the same scene, Marlene gets jealous and annoyed. She also 発言しました "Skipper". Only "Skipper". She don't became annoyed/jealous...
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"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the 動物 A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," 発言しました Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with 動物 whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with 動物 whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list,...
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Staring blankly at the phone, Skipper slapped me back into reality, "Private, Private, snap out of it, are あなた alright?" he asked, concerned for his youngest soldier. "Oh sorry Skipper, I just fell into a trance, it's because there's a file here that I don't remember seeing before" I replied. But before Skipper told me to play the ring tone, he called for Kowalski and Rico who were eager to hear it too. "Hey Kowalski, Rico come over here for a second, I want あなた guys to listen to this. Alright Private, cue the ring tone" 発言しました Skipper, pointing his flipper to my phone.

I pressed the play button...
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This is the rough draft of the lyrics, I would 愛 to have revisions and constructive コメント added to this post. Please add 音楽 notes to the song によって posting it on the pictures section of this fanclub. Hope あなた enjoy! :D

Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.

Kowalski pulls out a ギター and starts playing

Kowalski:
Stunning like a ビーチ sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.

Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would 愛 me,

We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,

Doris, the dolphin,
Why did あなた abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would 愛 me,

If only she would 愛 me.

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 The Fizzy Dizzy Drink
The Fizzy Dizzy Drink
It was a warm, sunny day. Skipper, Rico, Kowalski and Private had spent two hours in the Central Park, fishing, training and playing volleyball. They were now heading towards their HQ. Skipper and Private where carrying a wooden basket with some rests of their 食 supply, while Rico was holding a yellow blanket wrapped over his shoulder. Kowalski was stamping quietly によって and scribbling something passionately on his notepad without even paying attention to where was he going.
"Kowalskiiii!" remarked Skipper without turning his head. "What exactly did I tell あなた about minding your steps? あなた should...
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The Most Dangerous Mission
Chapter 2: Greener Pastures
    The 次 morning at early hours, Skipper couldn’t sleep, and he knew why too. He found himself drifting along the corridor to Kowalski’s bunk. He stood there a moment before hesitantly opening the door and going inside.
    “Yes, Skipper.” Kowalski raised his head from the 表, テーブル where he fell asleep on a pile of all his experiment parts. His eyes drooped from exhaustion, but Skipper didn’t really care that he was interrupting anything right now.
    “Well, あなた aren’t...
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The Most Dangerous Mission
Chapter 1: Kowalski’s Desires
    Rico was playing outside in the snow, making neat little drifts to stash his valuable processions beneath. He had been bored that 日 and was lighting things on 火災, 火 inside of the base.
    Skipper was obviously annoyed and told him to do something productive in the snow. So that is exactly what Rico did. He was burying his artillery, trying to leave it in places that were impossible to find. It was like Skipper always said: “You can’t trust anyone, especially yourself.”
    Rico...
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Skipper’s Military Days
Episode 2: The Hidden Island
Chapter 1: The Southern Raiders
WARNING: This story may contain material that is disturbing to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.

    The something that hit the water slammed into it with such force that the whole ship rose and then fell back in the water roughly. Skipper was tossed around the deck like a…wait for it…Wonder pet! Wonder pets, wonder pets, we’re on our way! To help a baby ペンギン and save the day! We’re not too big and we’re not too tough! But when we work together we got the right stuff....
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The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They ディベート amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best パンケーキ with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with あなた men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals...
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