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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Willits, Alicornia. January 3rd, 1981.

Stallion 95: *Slams his hoof on a counter* This is bullshit!
Stallion 42: Don't give me that attitude. It wasn't my decision. Q 発言しました we have to stay here until we find the both of them.
Stallion 95: What if they were lying? We don't know where they are. I'm calling Q.

Napa, Alicornia

Penny: *Arrives in a 1977 Ford Mustang*
Vito: *Walks outside of the house to see Penny* Hey. *Hugs her*
Penny: It's so good to see あなた again.
Vito: Let's go inside. あなた 発言しました あなた wanted to meet my brother.

Vito is narrating as he walks into the house with Penny

Narrator: Our new 年 was off to a good start. Penny continued her job in advertising, while Kayla worked at a grocery store. She also had a simple transfer. Jerry and I started working in the wine fields. Our jobs didn't pay as much as I thought, but that didn't bother me. I knew we'd make もっと見る money soon, but unlike last year, we wouldn't have to worry about somepony shooting bullets at us.
Vito: *Working alongside two Mexicans* How long does it take to buy one of these wineries, and make the real bucks?
Mexican 74: もっと見る than what we can afford amigo.
Mexican 25: It's somewhere up in the five digit zone.
Narrator: I had enough money, but if I bought it now, I'd immediately go bankrupt since there were other expenses to pay.

Back in San Franciscolt

Q: I don't want to hear excuses!
Stallion 95: We've been here for five days, and they haven't shown up! They lied! Jerry, and Vito could be anywhere in the world! Now we don't know where they are!
Q: I'm sending もっと見る ponies over there. We want あなた to comb this entire state. All the way from the north, to the Mexican border. *Hangs up*
Boss: *Walks over to Q* Still no sign of them?
Q: I gave them the order to wait for backup. Then they'll 検索 this entire state like あなた requested.
Boss: It won't be easy, but I know we can find them.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jerry felt happy as he returned to his apartment.

Vito: あなた seem happy. How was work?
Jerry: Fun. Michael allowed me to fix my car for free.
Vito: That was kind of him. You'll probably have to fix it again within the week, but it's the thought that counts.
Jerry: How was your day?
Vito: I got a visit from 2 ponies from the FBI.
Jerry: The FBI?
Vito: They say they want to help us stay away from our family.
Jerry: How do あなた know they weren't in disguise?
Vito: Come again?
Jerry: What if they were really from the Costanza's?
Vito: I don't think the FBI would allow that to happen. They're usually on track...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Los Angeles, February 22nd, 1982

Narrator: After a few weeks, Jerry and I finally got to go to LA for our vacation with Harlan, Kayla, and Penny. We spent most of our time at the beach, and on the boardwalk.

Song: link

Band: One, two, a one two three.
Vito: *Watching the sunset as he walks onto the boardwalk with the others*

The 日 quickly turned into dark as the five ponies had fun on Pacific Park at Santa Monica Pier. Lights were flashing everywhere as they walked all over the boardwalk.

Vito: Jerry, あなた gotta try the pretzels.
Jerry: Only if あなた try the burgers.
Vito: Fair enough.

Several Mexicans...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 1:05): link

Vito starts this part によって narrating again.

Narrator: Our new 年 was off to a very good start. Nopony started to bother us, but that all changed on February 7th, 1982 when Jerry and I got a letter from Oregon State Police. The police arrested our cousin Harlan for armed robbery, and he was required to live with us since we were family members. At that moment, we knew we were fucked.

Song (Start at 1:10): link

Harlan: *Walks into the house*
Vito: *Nods to the two police ponies*
Police ポニー 53: Good luck. *Walks off with his partner*
Vito: Close the door Harlan.
Harlan: *Closes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

March 3rd, 1987

Narrator: Things were going downhill for us again since Harlan was killed. We moved back in San Franciscolt in 1983 to hopefully hide under the noses of our family, and avoid rejoining their life of crime, but that plan was slowly failing. Vito started buying もっと見る guns, and sometimes got in trouble with the police. He would end up in frequent fights with them, and sometimes even shot them. He threatened to leave me to fight on my own if we ever encountered the Costanza's, but I'm already fighting on my own while Vito is dealing with the heat. It at least helps me focus...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
January 24th, 1986

Boss: *Talking on the phone* They've been gone for 5 years. I highly doubt this will bring them back.
Mr. Costanza: *Watching a snow storm in Chicagoat while talking to the San Franciscolt boss* We need to keep trying. They are sabotaging our organization.
Boss: They haven't called the cops on us.
Mr. Costanza: But they have killed dozens of our members. Our own flesh & blood. It's getting tough finding ponies to get made for our family.
Boss: There aren't as many Italians in this country as there were forty years ago. Perhaps we shouldn't worry about nationality, and just...
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my little ポニー
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Costanza's had another plan to try and make Vito & Jerry rejoin their life of crime.

Harlan: *Slowly pushing 5 flatcars towards a crane*
Costanza ポニー 76: *Standing on a ボート with a sniper rifle*
Costanza ポニー 74: *Looking through a pair of binoculars* I think I see him. He's in a grey switcher によって the turquoise crane.
Costanza ポニー 76: *Looks through his ライフル scope* I see him. These waves will make it tricky to shoot him while driving the train. I'll need to wait for him to stop.
SP ポニー 62: *Watching the flatcars* You're good!
Harlan: *Stops his train*
Costanza ポニー 76: *Fires a bullet*
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Twilight Sparkle is the king of ass.
my little ポニー
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jerry returned ホーム after fighting off the Mexicans.

Jerry: *Opens the refrigerator, and pours himself a glass of オレンジ juice*
Vito: *Arrives* I had a nice walk through town. How are あなた doing Jerry?
Jerry: Good.
Vito: What do あなた say we watch some television?
Jerry: I'll 登録する あなた after I pour myself a bowl of pretzels.
Vito: Say no more. *Turns on the TV*
News Pony: It was a great 表示する indeed, but now we 移動する onto something もっと見る tragic. A chase between five ponies turned violent earlier this morning when four Mexicans tried to mug a stallion. One of them has been taken into custody, while the other...
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The 表示する is funnier when played backwards.
my little ポニー
posted by Seanthehedgehog
January 15, 1985

Michael was having an excellent afternoon with Jerry & Vito. The three of them had a lot of hard work, but they enjoyed being with each other.

Michael: *With Vito, and Jerry, working on a Cadillac* We've had to work on 15 cars so far.
Vito: We could beat our record of 16.
Jerry: Time to grab a drink. あなた guys want anything?
Michael: *Gives Jerry a dollar* I'm going for a Gatorade.
Vito: Get me a water as well.
Jerry: Okay. *Walks to the water cooler, and vending machine*
Michael: Oh, can あなた get me a spark plug from the back room?
Vito: *Nods, and walks away*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Harlan walked into the apartment, feeling very pleased with himself.

Harlan: Another spectacular 日 of railroading complete.
Jerry: *Walks in with Vito*
Vito: Finally, our employment problem is over.
Harlan: Where are あなた guys working now?
Jerry: Mike's Autoshop?
Harlan: Never heard of it.
Vito: It's only a couple of blocks from here.
Jerry: The owner is a hedgehog.
Harlan: Oh.
Vito: We start tomorrow.

The 次 day.

Michael: *Watching Vito & Jerry walk into the shop* Mornin' fellas. You're early.
Jerry: What are we doing first?
Michael: Can あなた work on the Subaru? I already placed it on the lift for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
March 8, 1983

Narrator: Vito somehow convinced the manager to allow the three of us to stay in The Ink House for the entire two months we went hiding in Zinfandel. It was time for us to head back to San Franciscolt. We would be hiding right under the noses of the mob. Our apartment was on Cora Street. Harlan got a job in Alameda working for the Southern Pacific as an engineer. He quickly gained experience while me and Vito worked at 7-11.
Vito: *Mopping the floor* How the hell do so many ponies drink lots of coffee within half an hour?
Jerry: It's a nightmare.
Boss: Hey, less talking and もっと見る working....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Michael & Vito were still working on the Cadillac during Jerry's absence.

Vito: I'm sorry, can I use the bathroom?
Michael: That's fine. I should be able to do the rest of this on my own. When you're done, kindly bring in the Honda.
Vito: Yes. *Walks to the bathroom*

Lucky for Jerry, he was able to keep the Costanza scenario a secret. He came back quickly after getting out of the taxi.

Jerry: Where's Vito?
Michael: Bathroom.
Jerry: Okay. Vito & I used to work for the Costanza's, but we left 4 years ago, hoping to find an easier way to make money.
Michael: It must have been tough for あなた guys....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

April 30, 1984

Narrator: A whole 年 passed, and luckily, there was no sign of the family anywhere nearby. Unluckily for us, we were making less money. Vito & I got fired from 7-11 as part of an April Fools prank.

Skip the song to 2:17

Narrator: For over 300 days, we've been trying to find another job, but nothing happened. Harlan tried getting us jobs on the Southern Pacific so we could work together, but we couldn't pass training. The two of us recently saw an ad for a new autoshop opening nearby, so we decided to check it out.

As Jerry walks with Vito, they start a conversation....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Vito explained to Harlan what happened as they drove north from Napa to Zinfandel.

Harlan: Again?
Vito: Again. If we stay around there any longer, chances are, we'd be dead right now.
Harlan: Where are we going to stay?
Vito: Well since あなた gained tons of money for us, we'll go to a hotel. I don't know how long we'll stay there, but once they make us leave, we'll have to go to a junkyard, and make do with what we have.
Harlan: Which isn't a whole lot.
Vito: No it's not.

Another phone call from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt was made.

Mr. Costanza: Did あなた find them yet?
Boss: Yes sir, but they escaped....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Jerry is now the narrator

Narrator: 1982 was definitely a rocky 年 for us. It was off to a good start, but when Harlan joined us in February, things started to go downhill. Vito even had a few other 銃 stashed in other spots in case one of our family members found us, and tried to get us back into the life of crime. I even considered moving out of the state, and into the east coast of Equestria, but every town I suggested was recently taken over によって our family. Not only were we having problems avoiding the family, and MS13, but we ロスト our jobs at the winery, and we were getting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the general store, Vito and Jerry got Harlan hired, and the three stallions started working together.

Harlan: I'll play along for now, but I'm quitting the 秒 I find a better job.
Vito: I don't trust you. If あなた do find a "better job" I need to know what it is.
Jerry: *Arrives with a カート carrying snacks* Harlan, they need あなた over at Dairy.
Harlan: I'm going over there right now. *Heads for dairy*
Mare: *Watches Harlan walking towards her* Have あなた ever done facing before?
Harlan: What?
Mare: All あなた gotta do is check our products and make sure that the items aren't expired. あなた want to be...
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