Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.
Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your ポニー phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand あなた like I do. I'm at work listening to my アナと雪の女王 soundtrack. She'll never understand あなた like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for あなた to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If あなた could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't あなた see? あなた belong with me. あなた belong with me.