Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.
Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? あなた do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm もっと見る used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: あなた know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could work.
Chip: *Hits the ball* Get in the hole あなた white bastard.
But a breeze pushed the ball back, and it landed in the bunker.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: And, what あなた 発言しました to the golf ball sounded strange. It would make もっと見る sense if the ball was black, and あなた 発言しました black bastard.
Audience: *Whistling, cheering, and clapping*
Chip: *Looks at the bunker* That's not our only problem. We're short on sand.
After the match, they talked to Olson, and Caddy about it while sitting at a 表, テーブル in the club.
Olson: We were just dealing with the same thing.
Caddy: I talked to the owner, but he didn't say a word back.
Otis: Perhaps he was too nervous.
Caddy: He looked もっと見る angry to me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Chip: Do あなた think he'll do anything about it?
Otis: He was angry. I doubt it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Otis: Then we'll have to do it for him.
次 day, they were at the bunker with the short amount of sand. Each ポニー was carrying two buckets of sand.
Chip: Hold up, I think we have the wrong type of sand.
Otis: Wrong type? There's only one type of sand. The type that prevents golf balls from going to the right place!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Caddy: They both look the same to me.
Chip: I will be the judge of that.
Otis: Fine. あなた want to make things complicated? Be my guess.
Olson: If that sand is different from the one we have, we'll get different sand. Satisfied?
Chip: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: We should have gotten the right sand in the first place. *Gets into the bunker, and feels the sand* It's very smooth. Now let's feel the sand we have in our buckets. *Puts his hoof in the bucket* Wrong sand!
Otis: Really, let me try. *Feels the sand in the bucket* Oh. It feels different, because it's wet.
Chip: So we can't use it.
But the others poured the sand into the sand trap anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: *Shocked, making a face just like this: link *
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Otis: Okay Chip, time to go home. *Leaves with Olson, and Caddy*
Chip: *Stands still like a statue, and falls down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Tom has some things to tell あなた
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.
Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? あなた do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm もっと見る used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: あなた know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could work.
Chip: *Hits the ball* Get in the hole あなた white bastard.
But a breeze pushed the ball back, and it landed in the bunker.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: And, what あなた 発言しました to the golf ball sounded strange. It would make もっと見る sense if the ball was black, and あなた 発言しました black bastard.
Audience: *Whistling, cheering, and clapping*
Chip: *Looks at the bunker* That's not our only problem. We're short on sand.
After the match, they talked to Olson, and Caddy about it while sitting at a 表, テーブル in the club.
Olson: We were just dealing with the same thing.
Caddy: I talked to the owner, but he didn't say a word back.
Otis: Perhaps he was too nervous.
Caddy: He looked もっと見る angry to me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Chip: Do あなた think he'll do anything about it?
Otis: He was angry. I doubt it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Otis: Then we'll have to do it for him.
次 day, they were at the bunker with the short amount of sand. Each ポニー was carrying two buckets of sand.
Chip: Hold up, I think we have the wrong type of sand.
Otis: Wrong type? There's only one type of sand. The type that prevents golf balls from going to the right place!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Caddy: They both look the same to me.
Chip: I will be the judge of that.
Otis: Fine. あなた want to make things complicated? Be my guess.
Olson: If that sand is different from the one we have, we'll get different sand. Satisfied?
Chip: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: We should have gotten the right sand in the first place. *Gets into the bunker, and feels the sand* It's very smooth. Now let's feel the sand we have in our buckets. *Puts his hoof in the bucket* Wrong sand!
Otis: Really, let me try. *Feels the sand in the bucket* Oh. It feels different, because it's wet.
Chip: So we can't use it.
But the others poured the sand into the sand trap anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: *Shocked, making a face just like this: link *
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Otis: Okay Chip, time to go home. *Leaves with Olson, and Caddy*
Chip: *Stands still like a statue, and falls down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Tom has some things to tell あなた
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why あなた should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all あなた did was 表示する up, sit down, and say "that's why あなた should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give あなた twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told あなた my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why あなた should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all あなた did was 表示する up, sit down, and say "that's why あなた should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give あなた twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told あなた my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One もっと見る パンチ will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued