Hello, this Blondlionezel, and these are my reviews of a good movie, Jurassic World, and a meh movie, Poltergeist.
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(Jurassic World)
Plot: Out story starts with a pair of boys (named Zach and Grey) go to a theme park called Jurassic World, a new theme park built upon the original Jurassic Park, run によって their aunt, Claire.
However, Claire is busy handling a genetically modified dinosaur called the Indominus Rex. She brings in the Raptor Trainer named Owen, who works with his four Velociraptors (Blue, Echo, Delta, and Charlie). Unfortunately, the Indominus escapes, and kills some staff/soldiers.
Zach and Grey are attacked によって the Indominus, but they escape and find the original Jurassic Park building. Eventually, the Indominus breaks into an Aviary filled with Pterodactyls. They run amok in Jurassic World until they rounded up によって the staff.
Owen, along with some soldiers and his raptors, chase Indominus Rex. However, the Indominus turns the raptors on the group as they return back to base. Owen, Claire, Zach, and Grey head into the park and release the T-Rex to battle the Indominus.
The T-Rex is the underdog, however the raptor Blue helps battle the I-Rex, who gets eaten によって the Mosasaurus. The four escape Jurassic World, while the T-Rex roars over an abandoned Jurassic World.
Now it's time for pros and cons
Pros:
* The I-Rex looks awesome! The I-Rex is made from T-Rex, Velociraptor, and lots of other things.
* Chris Pratt does amazing job as Owen
* Jurassic World actually feels like if Jurassic Park opened
* The soundtrack fits most of the scenes
Cons:
* Zach and Grey are quite annoying in the beginning of the film
* This film takes a bit of time to actually get started
* I do wish the Indominus actually killed もっと見る people または could do もっと見る menacing things
Rating: 9 / 10
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(Poltergeist)
Plot:
Out story starts with the Bowen family moving into a new house. They start to notice strange things going on around the house, such as hands appearing in the flat-screen TV.
While the parents (named Eric and Amy) go to a ディナー party, the kids (named Kendra, Griffin, and Madison) are attacked によって the ghosts, and Madison is sucked into the ghost world.
The family tries everything to get Madison back, but nothing works until they hire Carrigan Burke, a reality TV 星, つ星 who has a "Ghost Hunters" kind of show.
They use a drone and rope to rescue Madison, and it actually works. Carrigan Burke declares "the house is clean", but the ghosts try to pull Madison back into the ghost world.
Carrigan Burke goes to the ghost world (because he is a real psychic), and the ghosts suck up the house. The Bowen family then goes around looking for a new house.
Now for pros and cons
Pros:
* Carrigan Burke was a pretty cool character, though I do wish they could use Tangina Barrons
Cons:
* This movie felt like a generic horror movie, not the movie that raised the bar for ghost movies
* The jump-scares felt pretty generic, like they belong in any horror movie
Rating: 5.2/10
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(Jurassic World)
Plot: Out story starts with a pair of boys (named Zach and Grey) go to a theme park called Jurassic World, a new theme park built upon the original Jurassic Park, run によって their aunt, Claire.
However, Claire is busy handling a genetically modified dinosaur called the Indominus Rex. She brings in the Raptor Trainer named Owen, who works with his four Velociraptors (Blue, Echo, Delta, and Charlie). Unfortunately, the Indominus escapes, and kills some staff/soldiers.
Zach and Grey are attacked によって the Indominus, but they escape and find the original Jurassic Park building. Eventually, the Indominus breaks into an Aviary filled with Pterodactyls. They run amok in Jurassic World until they rounded up によって the staff.
Owen, along with some soldiers and his raptors, chase Indominus Rex. However, the Indominus turns the raptors on the group as they return back to base. Owen, Claire, Zach, and Grey head into the park and release the T-Rex to battle the Indominus.
The T-Rex is the underdog, however the raptor Blue helps battle the I-Rex, who gets eaten によって the Mosasaurus. The four escape Jurassic World, while the T-Rex roars over an abandoned Jurassic World.
Now it's time for pros and cons
Pros:
* The I-Rex looks awesome! The I-Rex is made from T-Rex, Velociraptor, and lots of other things.
* Chris Pratt does amazing job as Owen
* Jurassic World actually feels like if Jurassic Park opened
* The soundtrack fits most of the scenes
Cons:
* Zach and Grey are quite annoying in the beginning of the film
* This film takes a bit of time to actually get started
* I do wish the Indominus actually killed もっと見る people または could do もっと見る menacing things
Rating: 9 / 10
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(Poltergeist)
Plot:
Out story starts with the Bowen family moving into a new house. They start to notice strange things going on around the house, such as hands appearing in the flat-screen TV.
While the parents (named Eric and Amy) go to a ディナー party, the kids (named Kendra, Griffin, and Madison) are attacked によって the ghosts, and Madison is sucked into the ghost world.
The family tries everything to get Madison back, but nothing works until they hire Carrigan Burke, a reality TV 星, つ星 who has a "Ghost Hunters" kind of show.
They use a drone and rope to rescue Madison, and it actually works. Carrigan Burke declares "the house is clean", but the ghosts try to pull Madison back into the ghost world.
Carrigan Burke goes to the ghost world (because he is a real psychic), and the ghosts suck up the house. The Bowen family then goes around looking for a new house.
Now for pros and cons
Pros:
* Carrigan Burke was a pretty cool character, though I do wish they could use Tangina Barrons
Cons:
* This movie felt like a generic horror movie, not the movie that raised the bar for ghost movies
* The jump-scares felt pretty generic, like they belong in any horror movie
Rating: 5.2/10
Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are あなた doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from ポニー mov: FREEEEZE!!!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the ポニー mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!
TO BE CONTAINUED
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are あなた doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from ポニー mov: FREEEEZE!!!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the ポニー mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!
TO BE CONTAINUED