posted by Windwakerguy430
SeantheHedgehog: So, Jordy. Do we have a deal
Jordy_Dash: (Turns) I need to create an perfect world. I can’t risk giving away half my lifespan
SeantheHedgehog: Suit yourself. So, what are あなた gonna do
Jordy_Dash: ….. I wonder what sort of… “Experiments” I can use with the Death Note. Maybe, just maybe, I can use it to be rid of that stalker
SeantheHedgehog: What kind of experiments?
(The 次 Day)
W: ARE あなた F**KING KIDDING ME!? What kind of sadistic mad man makes people create a pentagram in blood, have them try to travel to France in an hour, and kills a guy while he’s taking a crap. That’s just insane
Mr. Brightside: Yes, I’m as puzzled as you
W: Oh, I’m もっと見る than puzzled. I’m pissed off that Killer is beating me. No one beats me. I am a master detective. I should know. I play Phoenix Wright… Hmm, perhaps
Mr. Brightside: Perhaps what?
W: Maybe, Killer is actually one of the police
Mr. Brightside: Uh… W, I don’t think the police will take kindly to that
W: Oh, who cares. What are they gonna do? Give up the case, because they don’t trust me. Yeah right, I’m a genius. If they were better, they would have solved this case, but really, they just sit around until I give them orders. Just like a dog and his master
Mr. Brightside: Uh, W… the police are right here
W: They are? Oh, s**t. Bluecherry, quick, get me out of here (Bluecherry6765 begins to close laptop)
W: Oh, one もっと見る thing. I believe that FBI agent is doing a great job. What was his name again Bluecherry?
Bluecherry6765: あなた mean Canada24
W: Yes him. He’s a nice guy. The name sounds familiar though… oh well. Lets go. I’m gonna go play me some Hyrule Warriors (Bluecherry6765 closes laptop and leaves with it)
(Later that same day)
Jordy_Dash: (Waiting at spot) Well, here it is. My perfect plan
Canada24: (Following) I got my eyes on you, whoever あなた are. I won’t lose sight of you… at least until lunch time, then I’m leaving
Jordy_Dash: Ah, there she is (Looks at girl, waving to him)
SeantheHedgehog: This is your big plan? A date?
Jordy_Dash: It’s もっと見る than that. Trust me
SeantheHedgehog: Hmm… Okay, I’ll take your word for it
Canada24: Well, he doesn’t look to suspicious. But, he has the haircut of an エモ kid. So, that must mean something
Jordy_Dash: (To girl) So, are あなた ready
Girl: I sure am (Bus arrives, and Jordy and the girl get on, with Canada following behind).
(Later, on the bus)
Girl: So, tell me about yourself
Jordy_Dash: Well, I am extremely handsome, and I am the smartest person in my class (Unlike that W sonofa-)
Kiichiro: (Gets on the bus)
Jordy_Dash: (Perfect. He’s right on time)
Kiichiro: (Takes out gun and aims it at bus driver) OKAY! EVERYONE LISTEN UP! THIS IS ROBBERY
Canada24: (Oh, for the 愛 of god. Another bus jacking)
Bus Driver: You’re robbing a bus? That’s kinda dumb
Kiichiro: Shut up. I’m the one with the gun. I can rob whoever I want. Now, call up… someone with a lot of money
Bus Driver: (Sighs, then gets phone) Yeah, hello. Yeah, there’s this guy, and he has a gun pointed at my head.
Kiichiro: (Takes phone) Yeah, that’s right. And I want all the money あなた have. And if あなた try anything, I will kill everyone in this bus. All- Wait, hold on (Counts the people on the bus)- Eight of them (Hangs up)
Jordy_Dash: (To girl) Now, don’t worry. (Holds out a paper that shows a 一覧 of plans) Once he is distracted, I will take the gun out of his hand
Canada24: (Overhears this) Are あなた crazy. You’ll get killed before あなた know it
Jordy_Dash: My good looks say otherwise
Canada24: If it comes to that, I’ll snatch it out of his hands (Been a while since I got to act like a badass)
Jordy_Dash: How do I know you’re not an accomplice? I heard that one pretends to be a hostage incase something goes wrong
Canada24: … (Looks like I have no choice. But, there is no way he could be Killer. It’s impossible) (Hands Jordy his ID) Here
Jordy_Dash: (Reads ID) (So, W got someone from the FBI to look for me. I admit, it was a good idea… the key word is “was”, but, just like a noob at Super Smash Bros., his plan was a failure. Looks like his name is Canada24) (Hands Canada24 his ID) Okay, I trust you
Jordy_Dash: (Reaches into his pocket and “drops” a scrap of paper) (Reaches to grab it)
Kiichiro: (Points gun at him) Stop right there (Jordy stops) What the hell is this? Is this a knife?
Jordy_Dash: It’s a scrap of paper
Kiichiro: Is it a gun
Jordy_Dash: It’s a scrap of paper
Kiichiro: Is it a bomb? It must be
Jordy_Dash: ….. (I’m glad what’s about to happen will indeed happen)
Kiichiro: (Reads paper) ……. eh, I can’t read (Tosses paper back to Jordy_Dash) I may not be able to read, but I’m still gonna call あなた stupid… you’re stupid.
Kiichiro: (Turns) What… the… F**K (Aims gun) What the hell are you
SeantheHedgehog: (Looks behind him to see no one) Who, me? あなた can see me (Walks closer to him)
Kiichiro: Stay back あなた freak!
Canada24: Holy s**t! He’s losing it people. Get down (Everyone ducks)
SeantheHedgehog: Oh, I see. The paper Jordy had was actually a piece of the Death Note. によって touching it, あなた are able to see me. Huh, Jordy’s a lot smarter than I thought.
Kiichiro: Stay back (Shoots him, but the bullets go through him)
SeantheHedgehog: (Sarcastically) Oh, don’t do that. It hurts so bad. (Seriously) Okay, seriously, though. Bullets aren’t gonna work (Kiichiro keeps shooting him) Okay, now it’s just starting to annoy me.
Canada24: Okay, I’m going in (Rushes at Kiichiro and passes SeantheHedghog)
SeantheHedgehog: (to Canada24, even though he can’t see または hear him) Excuse you
Kiichiro: Oh, screw this (Runs off the bus) I’m not gonna die. Screw that. I’m gonna run off, and live to kill another 日 (Car comes near him) DAMN あなた IRONY (Gets hit によって car and dies)
Jordy_Dash: (Smiles) (I got him… and あなた will be next, Canada24)
Girl: (Sees this) Why are あなた smiling
Jordy_Dash: Because of the plot
TO BE CONTINUED