Another day's work was completed for Bob. He was at his house, getting ready to meet Jerry.
Emily: Where are あなた going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told あなた about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean あなた have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with あなた not being with me, and Howard 表示中 up, and destroying the ディナー I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of あなた talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is フレンズ with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I 愛 zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take あなた to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.
Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.
Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do あなた think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, あなた never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: あなた never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do あなた want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.
When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven 年 old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was 表示中 a pair of dentures.
Mare: If あなた wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO あなた FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do あなた go on the internet a lot? Do あなた hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give あなた our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what あなた want us to do, and constantly make もっと見る advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making あなた get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost あなた money. In fact, we collect one dollar a 分 for every commercial あなた watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so あなた have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like あなた to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: こんにちは good, the game is on. It's like あなた knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.
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Emily: Where are あなた going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told あなた about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean あなた have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with あなた not being with me, and Howard 表示中 up, and destroying the ディナー I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of あなた talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is フレンズ with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I 愛 zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take あなた to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.
Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.
Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do あなた think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, あなた never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: あなた never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do あなた want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.
When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven 年 old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was 表示中 a pair of dentures.
Mare: If あなた wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO あなた FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do あなた go on the internet a lot? Do あなた hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give あなた our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what あなた want us to do, and constantly make もっと見る advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making あなた get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost あなた money. In fact, we collect one dollar a 分 for every commercial あなた watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so あなた have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like あなた to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: こんにちは good, the game is on. It's like あなた knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.
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