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Ponies On The Rails
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09
Metal Gloss from DragonAura15
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon
Another Way To Lie
January 7, 1953
It was a snowy 日 in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.
Pete: Why won't あなた work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive.
Pete: What's wrong with it?
Gordon: Everything. It's a steam engine. I want a diesel engine!
Pete: Gordon, I'm working on that, but unless あなた want Hawkeye to bother you, I suggest あなた be patient.
Gordon: Fuck patience. I want to drive a diesel!
Pete: *Sighs* あなた never listen. *walks away*
Gordon: *Climbs in locomotive*
Pete: *About to enter station*
Gordon: *Blows whistle twice*
Pete: *Turns around* Oh, now あなた decide to do your work!
Gordon: *drives out of station* Hahahaha! I 愛 pissing off my boss. *Notices the cab* Aw, I left the fireman behind. Whatever, this engine burns oil anyway, so whatever. *drives faster*
Meanwhile in the station
Pete: *On telephone*
Operator: Operator, how may I help you?
Pete: Yes, this is Pete Reimer, controller of the Union Pacific. May I please speak to somepony in the Southern Pacific?
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call* あなた are connected to Michael Wolf, controller of the Southern Pacific.
Pete: Michael, this is Pete Reimer.
Michael: Oh, こんにちは Peter. What's up?
Pete: I need your help.
Michael: What's up?
Pete: Do あなた remember Gordon Wilson?
Michael: Is he that オレンジ unicorn that keeps giving あなた problems?
Pete: Yes. Today, he just lied to me about not wanting to do his work.
Michael: I'm sorry to hear that. What would あなた like me to do?
Pete: I was wondering if we could swap workers for a day.
Michael: Hmmm. Let me check my list. *Checking 一覧 of workers*
Pete: *Checking clock*
Michael: I've only got one ポニー that wants to change jobs for an entire day.
Pete: Oh yeah? What's his name?
Pete: Alright. Get Stylo here to Cheyenne quickly. I'll send Gordon to one of your train stations in Los Pegasus.
Michael: Sounds good Peter. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Hangs up* I didn't think this would get so easy.