Just wanted to say: I DON'T OWN THIS! I found this on Fanfiction.net, and thought it was brilliant :3
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You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when

You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. あなた cry when u hear them play your お気に入り song live
3. あなた hear someone say My Chemical Romance and あなた snap to attention
4. あなた stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. あなた feel like burning the TRL building down
6. あなた read a story and claim あなた saw one of the band members...

OK!!!! DISCLAIMER: this is not my story, this is shehadtheworld12's on Ficwad.com. she gets ALL credit. i thought it was hilarious and that i should post it 4 others to see. here it is.

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.

x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.

x. Mikey Way counted to infinity.........twice.

x. Frank Iero can divide によって zero.

x. The 草 is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it's soaked with tears and blood.

x. Frank Iero once visited The Virgin Islands. They...

So yeah... this is kind of like my Green 日 article, except my 書く has gotten quite shitty since then, so don't blame me if this sounds terrible (even though it is my fault. Shut up, brain). I also may have gotten a few facts wrong, so please correct me if I did. This 記事 is スプリット, 分割 into 4 parts, so yeah, enjoy!

When あなた hear the words My Chemical Romance, what do あなた think of? Maybe あなた think of 4 guys who’ve been there for each other for over a decade. Maybe あなた think of them as ヒーローズ and saviours of lives, like I do. But most people choose to stereotype and think of them as cult...