Full dialogues

1. Ghar Mein Bhi Main, Parde Par Bhi Main..... Diwana Kar Dene Ki Koi Hadd Hoti Hai.

2. Jis ladki ki kamar par RK ka haath hota hai, uske chehre par noor or hoto par muskurahat apne aap aa jati hai...smile karo na Biwi.

3 .Biwi tum pichlay janam mein chemist thi kya jo har waqt dawai ki pichay parii rehti ho

4. Biwi Mujhe Subah Se Bahut hichkiya aa Rahi Hai....
Main Tumhe Phone Kar Ke Kehne Wala Tha Ki Mujhe Yaad Karna Band Karo Kyuki Mujhe Aur Hichkiya Nahi Leini.

5. Yeh dekh rahi ho yahan hum donom ke beech ek choti si car park ho sakti hain..!!

6. Mera dialogue abhi pura nahi hua hai biwi..... aur mujhe pasand nahi ki koi mera dialog beech mein kaate.

7. Biwi agar tum RK ke dialogues chura ke bol rahi ho to theek se bolo..... Respect do dialogs ko.

8. Mere muskurane ki do wajah hai..... wajah number 1 - main muskurata hua bahut aacha dikhta hun...aur wajah number 2 - ab tumse koi bhi baat manwana kitna aasaan ho gaya hai...warna wo pehle wali Madhubala ufff...uski to baat hi kuch aur thi.

9. Kis Liye.. Jo Hua Agar Uske Liye Sorry Bol Rahi Ho Toh Koi Zarurat Nahi..
Haan Agar Meri SHIRT Ke Liye Keh Rahi Ho Toh, Isey Bechane Wale Ne Kaha Tha Ki HAFTE Mai 1 Baar Isey Aasuao Se Dhona Iski SHINE Iski CHAMAK bani Rahegi.. SO Thank You

10. Kuch nahi samajhti tum..Jab mai khud aaj tak RK ko samajh nahi paya..Toh tum hoti kaun ho RK ko samjhne wali..!!

and also 8....but love his all filmy dialogs.......

i love rk...mine most fav is biwi tumhare pas 2 option hai a. chup chap pilo b. chup chap pilo lol

My favorite dialogue is mere ghar abhi dinosaur aaya tah so maine uske sandwiches diya woh abhi kahra hai.... kya kah rahi ho mein tumse baat kar raha hoon. And dekho biwi main bhi chand bangaya mere chehre paye bhi daag hai

i love all his filmy dialouges they r just amazing when they come out of rks mouth