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SymmaGirl2 said:
アニメ 名言・格言 that make me LOL!: Edward Elric: I'm not short, I just live in a big world, goddammit! Roy Mustang:*mimics Edward* I'm gonna pee my paaants!*end mimic* So tough, right? Roy Mustang: That's a stupid question, Havoc. I say it because it's true. When I become fürer, there will be changes. That day, all female officers will be required to wear... TINY MINISKIRTS!!! Roy Mustang: I 愛 DOGS! イヌ embody loyalty! They follow their master's commands above all else!*shakes dog* They don't complain and they never once beg for a pay check! Trust me, Fuery, they are the great servants of man!*spins around with dog* *sing-song* LOYAL CANINES, HOW WE SALUTE THEE! Ha ha ha! Tomo: Wow, that's cool.*looks at Chiyo* You're gonna die, ya know. Edward Elric: I'll turn あなた all into fish!!! Maes Hughes: Hey, I got a message from Roy. Edward Elric: あなた mean the colonel? Hughes: Yeah. He said, 'don't die under my command. You're enough of a problem without the paperwork'. That was it. Edward: Tell him: I'm not dying before あなた do, あなた morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex. Italy: PASTAA~! Russia: VODKAA~! China: *slams head against a wall* NO NO NO NO NO!!!*wall breaks* China: Kawaii aru! South Korea: I will claim your breasts! Sakura: I AM NOT A MONSTER!!!*grows to the size of a telephone pole and stomps on her brother* *thinks* Someday... America: Hey, France! How do あなた stay so sexy thin all the time while eating whatever あなた want like a pig? France: Well, I don't sit on my butt all 日 like you. America: Hey, China! Is it your crushing poverty that keeps あなた so thin? China: That's right! Hard to get fat in a famine! あなた could also try a traditional tea. Makes your colon slippery! America:*takes a sip of お茶, 紅茶 and cringes* Ugh! This stuff tastes like ink! America: Man, winter can suck on my jingle bells! America: Hah! Uses these cute little sticks makes it harder to pig out! Japan:*thinks* Maybe if I feed him some bad sushi he'rr go away... Death the Kid: Symmetry is key. Everything must be aesthetically pleasing. Death the Kid: Is it like this here EVERY day?! Ugh! That's disgusting! Soul: Yup, thats right. Anyone wanna take the sexy kitty away? She's free. Soul: What? あなた think a cool guy like me would settle for a flat chested girl like her? Maka: SHUT UP!!! Death the Kid: Oh, clouds! Oh, sun! *whispers* I 愛 you! Death the Kid: Even your BOOBS are different sizes! Just to name a few. XD
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