(In a store)
Jareth: How much are these delightful edible crystals?
Cashier: (rolling eyes) they're rock キャンディー sir and a dollar fifty.
(Clothes shopping in the mall)
Jareth: (goes up to employee with pair of leggings) excuse me.
Cashier: (looks up) what can I help あなた with today?
Jareth: (holding up leggings) do あなた have these in men's?
Cashier: (weirded out) yeah...ummm...no.
(At job interview for daycare)
Interviewer: have あなた had any experience with kids before?
Jareth: yes indeed, あなた see when unwanted children are wished away to the underground. I simply take them to my 城 in the goblin city where they become goblins and continue to serve me.
Interviewer: I see...and what do あなた like to do in your spare time?
Jareth: I like to gaze into my crystal balls, kick and tease my goblin minions and tralala through my 王位 room 歌う dance magic dance.
Interviewer: (weirded out) ok we'll call あなた letting あなた know if あなた got the job.
(Jareth leaves)
(Interviewer chucks jareth's job application in the trash)
Interviewer: Well he certainly didn't want that job...
(Jareth backs out of Cumberland farms parking lot)
(Gets rear ended)
(Both owners get out of cars to inspect damage)
Owner of other car: oh my god Im so sor---
Jareth: damn あなた peasant I shall throw あなた into the bog of eternal stench before あなた can blink!
(Jareth goes up to an attractive woman at a bar)
woman: こんにちは sexy.
Jareth: I ask for so little, just let me rule あなた and あなた can have everything that あなた want.
Woman: excuse me?
Jareth: just fear me, 愛 me do as I say and I will be your slave.
(Woman smacks him upside the head)
Woman: get away from me あなた jerk!
(Walks out of bar)
(Jareth devastated turns into an owl and flies away)
Jareth: How much are these delightful edible crystals?
Cashier: (rolling eyes) they're rock キャンディー sir and a dollar fifty.
(Clothes shopping in the mall)
Jareth: (goes up to employee with pair of leggings) excuse me.
Cashier: (looks up) what can I help あなた with today?
Jareth: (holding up leggings) do あなた have these in men's?
Cashier: (weirded out) yeah...ummm...no.
(At job interview for daycare)
Interviewer: have あなた had any experience with kids before?
Jareth: yes indeed, あなた see when unwanted children are wished away to the underground. I simply take them to my 城 in the goblin city where they become goblins and continue to serve me.
Interviewer: I see...and what do あなた like to do in your spare time?
Jareth: I like to gaze into my crystal balls, kick and tease my goblin minions and tralala through my 王位 room 歌う dance magic dance.
Interviewer: (weirded out) ok we'll call あなた letting あなた know if あなた got the job.
(Jareth leaves)
(Interviewer chucks jareth's job application in the trash)
Interviewer: Well he certainly didn't want that job...
(Jareth backs out of Cumberland farms parking lot)
(Gets rear ended)
(Both owners get out of cars to inspect damage)
Owner of other car: oh my god Im so sor---
Jareth: damn あなた peasant I shall throw あなた into the bog of eternal stench before あなた can blink!
(Jareth goes up to an attractive woman at a bar)
woman: こんにちは sexy.
Jareth: I ask for so little, just let me rule あなた and あなた can have everything that あなた want.
Woman: excuse me?
Jareth: just fear me, 愛 me do as I say and I will be your slave.
(Woman smacks him upside the head)
Woman: get away from me あなた jerk!
(Walks out of bar)
(Jareth devastated turns into an owl and flies away)