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Meanwhile, Edward stood in front of the Empire State Building, attracting a lot of funny looks from passersby. Shoving a little old lady carrying a twenty pound bag of dog 食 out of the way, he marched forward, into the building.

"May I help you?", asked a receptionist, batting her eyelashes flirtatiously. Edward rolled his eyes and headed towards the elevators.

Elbowing past the line of people waiting for an elevator, ignoring the many evil eyes and shouts of "Hey!", and "Wait your turn, jerk!" aimed at him. He shoved his way into a packed elevator and hit the button for the 上, ページのトップへ floor....

Today is December 27th, 2011. Do あなた know what this means? KateKicksAss is turning 16 years old today!
Anyway, it was my idea to make あなた this collaboration 記事 with some shout-outs from your フレンズ :P

Without further ado, consider this your birthday present from your フレンズ and I!

P.S. Read the first couple of entries for "Kate" on Urban Dictionary!

snusnu13 says:

Kate, Happy Birthday! I hope あなた enjoy all the pleasure and displeasure of being another 年 older. あなた have been one of my bestest フレンズ on here, and I would consider あなた to be a good friend in RL as well. あなた always make me...

This is my Twilight Fanfiction, haha. Summary: Set during New Moon, Alice has a vision of Bella jumping off the cliff, but instead of going to Italy, Edward tries to kill himself in various Muggle ways. Humor


Edward Cullen sat on the ソファー, ソファ moping. The Cullens had moved to New York after leaving Forks, but Edward didn't care. He hadn't gone out once, and sat on the ソファー, ソファ depressed and moping all the time.
He sighed as he sat on the ソファー, ソファ wondering if Bella even remembered what he looked like anymore. または how he sparkled.
CRASH! He turned, temporarily snapped out of his self-pity and depression....