Excuses
1. I was ロスト on the road of life.
2. I had a meeting with fate.
3. My fortune cookie told me to be late.
4. The bird of paradise flew up my nose.
5. A little birdie told me to be late.
Please read the warnings of these excuses and the most dangerous, most truthful, and best excuse.
Warning to excuse number 1. People might yell at your face. This could cause headaches, nausea, and ハート, 心 attacks.
Warning to excuse number 2. Little kids may take あなた seriously and think あなた will die. Crying from little kids could cause nervous break downs, headaches, and may lead to smoking または drinking.
Warning to excuse number 3. People may take あなた seriously and start believing in fortune クッキー and parents could sue.
Warning to excuse number 4. Little kids could take あなた seriously and may put their hands over their nose. This could make kids harder to train.
Warning to excuse number 5. Little kids may take あなた seriously and start talking to birds. This could lead to suing.
Now for the last and final excuse. 6. I don't like あなた so I decided to 表示する up late so I can have some peace.
Warning to excuse number 6. People could beat あなた up for saying that. This could lead to bruises, blooding, death, suing, high hospital bills, neck braces, headaches, smoking, pain relievers, crying, swelling and enemies.
Warning はたけカカシ is not too bright.
1. I was ロスト on the road of life.
2. I had a meeting with fate.
3. My fortune cookie told me to be late.
4. The bird of paradise flew up my nose.
5. A little birdie told me to be late.
Please read the warnings of these excuses and the most dangerous, most truthful, and best excuse.
Warning to excuse number 1. People might yell at your face. This could cause headaches, nausea, and ハート, 心 attacks.
Warning to excuse number 2. Little kids may take あなた seriously and think あなた will die. Crying from little kids could cause nervous break downs, headaches, and may lead to smoking または drinking.
Warning to excuse number 3. People may take あなた seriously and start believing in fortune クッキー and parents could sue.
Warning to excuse number 4. Little kids could take あなた seriously and may put their hands over their nose. This could make kids harder to train.
Warning to excuse number 5. Little kids may take あなた seriously and start talking to birds. This could lead to suing.
Now for the last and final excuse. 6. I don't like あなた so I decided to 表示する up late so I can have some peace.
Warning to excuse number 6. People could beat あなた up for saying that. This could lead to bruises, blooding, death, suing, high hospital bills, neck braces, headaches, smoking, pain relievers, crying, swelling and enemies.
Warning はたけカカシ is not too bright.