1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If あなた have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your フレンズ come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary フレンズ that あなた ask their opinion of everything.

7. After あなた have your bath, ラップ a bath towel around あなた and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask あなた what you're doing, say "Wearing...

1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your 襟, 首輪 and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When あなた get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when あなた reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a へら, スパチュラ, ヘラ and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away.

5) Walk...