Chapter 6: 月 8

"It's true..."
"No it's not baby...."
"It's true and あなた damn well know it..."
"Baby I'm so fucking serious when I say it's not true....."
"Ugh,you're such a fucking liar...." Konan 発言しました looking at herself in the mirror.nagato looked at her as he sat up in their shared bed."baby I would never lie to you,you're the most the most beautiful woman on this fucking earth and I 愛 あなた to death...." he 発言しました walking over and hugging her."you really think I'm still pretty......even though I look like a freakin beached whale....and I just snapped at you....." she choked as tears fell from...

Chpt 3: 月 6

"I no wanna ga watashi no sekushīna kemono to sekkusu shite iru...." Konan 発言しました smiling seductively as she sat on her lover's lap.nagato blushed."I don't think we can do that without hurting our little boy at this point...." he 発言しました playing with his ear."kay fine....meanie....ugh,I've got stretch marks on my belly.....that makes me fat....." she 発言しました pouting and poking her belly."aw your not fat.....you're bearing our son is all that doesn't make あなた fat...." he 発言しました キス her on the cheek."yes it does,I feel like an obese whale...." she 発言しました snuggling deep in his chest."aww...

Chpt 15: nagato and NARUTO -ナルト- vs madara uchiha!!

Naruto jumped out of the way as a trail of paper bombs flew at him.one attached to his flame patterned sage ジャケット and he threw it off just as his sage mode deactivated."nii-san!!" Nagato shouted as his brother rolled 次 to him.they had scars and dirt all over their bodies."damnit,LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE あなた BASTARD!!!" nagato shouted running at him and throwing a punch.tobi jumped out of the way just as the パンチ neared his face.he landed behind the red head and grabbed him によって the hair,pulling him into the ground and smashing him into it."agh!!"...

Chpt. 5: 月 6

"So あなた guys are leaving tomorrow?" Konan asked rubbing the rubbing alcohol on the wound on nagato's cheek."yeah,dad says we have to leave at 2:00 AM so we can get there early....ITAI KONAN-CHAN THAT STINGS!!!" Nagato shouted."oh,um sorry naga-kun....I'm still kinda new at this medical nin thing...." she 発言しました putting a band-aid over the scratch on his cheek."sorry again for scratching あなた with my kunai naga-kun....you shouldn't have snuck up on me on the training field like that....I thought あなた were one of those hidden 雲, クラウド nin...." itachi 発言しました patting his friend on the head."yeah...

Chpt 9: lovers
*1 月 later*
"I-i need a sandwich...." nagato 発言しました arm in arm around each other as they walked home."dude y-you're so fucking w-wasted" itachi said."i-i need to piss...." nagato 発言しました unzipping his pants and peeing in the middle of the road."ah d-dude that's nasty shit.....I d-dont wanna see that sh-shit..." itachi 発言しました looking away.he covered his mouth as a wave of neasua hit him.puke splattered all over the dirt road."ah dude th-thats...." nagato did the same as his friend.wait,wait.....here's what happened originally.....

*10 分 earlier*
"Ick,dude this water tastes weird...."...

Chpt 5: a hero returns!!
*1 week later*

"Haha!! I'm finally back home!!" NARUTO -ナルト- shouted running down the 通り, ストリート of his ホーム village.he bumped into someone."ooww....hey why dontcha watch where you're goi-" he stopped as soon as he saw the face."NARUTO!!" "SAKURA-CHAN!!" The teenagers shouted hugging each other."I missed あなた soo much...." sakura 発言しました as tears ran down her eyes."aww just like when I first left...don't cry sakura-chan...." NARUTO -ナルト- 発言しました wiping her tears with his thumb and キス her on the cheek."*sniffle* I just missed my boyfriend...." she 発言しました キス him back."aw I missed you...

Chapter 20: something happened to sasuke.....
*3 yrs later*

"Come on,one kiss?"
"Nope..."
"PLEASE Konan we haven't done anything all day..."
"Well I don't WANT to do anything...."
"Well maybe あなた can キッス ME..."
"-_-' itachi,stay the hell away from my woman...." nagato 発言しました hugging his girlfriend close."I'm not YOURS I'm my own freakin person nagato...." Konan 発言しました pushing him off."but you've been a good boy today sooo...." she kissed him softly on the lips."arigato....see,was that so hard?" Nagato asked when his brother rushed in the hotel room."guys,sasuke's-" "oh こんにちは NARUTO -ナルト- how'd the chuninn exam...

Chapter 4: 月 5
(A/N: I had no ideas for 月 4 so I did a 月 time skip....)
Nagato,kushina and minato walked down the 通り, ストリート towards the hospital.nagato sucked on a red popsicle as they walked."well nagato we finally get to see what the baby is...are あなた excited?" Minato asked with his arm slinked around kushina's shoulder."uh-huh,I really want a little brother....we can play video games and go out for ラーメン together....." he 発言しました fixing his fireman hat so the sun wouldn't burn his face (A/N: ok,so in America we have red hard hats,but in 日本 they have dark blue baseball caps...isn't...

Chpt 2: 月 5

"Oh my God nagato come quick!!" Konan called from in the bathroom.he had ラーメン sauce on his mouth but he wiped it off."what's wrong,does your back ache again?" Nagato asked worriedly."no,he's kicking!!" Konan exclaimed happily."really!?! Awsome!!" Nagato kneeled down and put a hand on her belly."that's so cool...now I know how my dad felt when my mom had me and naruto..." nagato 発言しました taking his hand away."he stopped....he can sense what his mommy feels cuz when his daddy talks he gets 蝶 too...." Konan 発言しました rubbing her belly."r-really? He gets happy when he hears my...

Chapter 1: 3 yrs later.....

"That was awsome...." nagato 発言しました lying back in bed."yeah it was...." Konan 発言しました lying 次 to him.

*1 week later*

"Just one kiss?" Nagato begged as him and his girlfriend sat on the couch.she suddenly covered her mouth and ran to the bathroom."is キス me that bad of an idea all of a sudden?" He 発言しました with a pout.he got up and walked to the bathroom."hey.....you ok?" He asked."no..my belly hurts...." she said."aww my poor wittle girl has a belly ache...." nagato 発言しました kneeling down and hugging her."yeah....now let go cuz your wittle girl has to puke again......" he...

Chapter 2: 月 2

Itachi,Kisame,Konan,and nagato sat outside eating their popsicles."hey,itachi-kun,nagato-san I heard your mom's were gonna have babies....do they know what they are yet?" Konan asked as she put her purple popsicle in her mouth."well,my dad says we have to wait till my mommy's tummy is bigger till we get to know...." itachi 発言しました licking his red popsicle."that's what my dad 発言しました too but I just hope I get a brother...." nagato 発言しました sucking on his red popsicle."see,this is why we're best friends....high five bro..." itachi 発言しました high fiving nagato."what's wrong with sisters?" Konan...

Chapter 7: shinji arrives
*one 月 and 13 hrs later*

"He's adorable....." itachi 発言しました with his arm around eiko as she held her sleeping daughter close."yeah what do あなた あなた expect,it's my sister's son....." sakura said."hey,he's my son too...." nagato 発言しました pouting."aww I know nii-chan...." NARUTO -ナルト- 発言しました patting his brother's back."hehe,thanks nii-san...." nagato said."you have もっと見る energy than itachi....but that's to be expected from an uzumaki....." eiko said."ehhhh? What about your little uchiha?" Itachi 発言しました キス her cheek."which one,tomoko uchiha または you?" She asked smirking."haha,you failed...

Chpt 11: the uzumaki boys

*9 yrs later,nagato=15 yrs old,naruto=9 yrs old....*

Nagato was now 15 yrs old,riding his bike down the 通り, ストリート to deliver his paper route."god I can't wait till I can quit this stupid job....but NARUTO -ナルト- needs 食 and clothes....and I can't afford to loose the apartment again...." nagato mumbled as he threw papers at the nearby houses.it was 7 AM and nagato was very tired.he was wearing blue jeans with holes in the knees and a camouflage シャツ with a dog tag ネックレス around his neck and worn black chuck taylor's and a black hoodie to go on 上, ページのトップへ of it all.he had three zits...

Chapter 8: I don't wanna grow up

*14 yrs ago*
This is who I am and this is who I am and this is what I like, GC, Sum and Blink and Mxpx rocking my room
"Hey nagato I...oh my god....." minato 発言しました stopping in his tracks."hey dad,like my new look? I look like a rock 星, つ星 huh?" Nagato said.he had black marker scribbled all over his face and half his hair was gone."hehe....baby...." he 発言しました slowly walking away.

If you're lookin for me I'll be at the show, I could never find a better place to go...
Until the 日 I die I promise I won't change,so ya better give up

"Nagato,can あなた not go one 日 without...

Chpt 23: my friend itachi uchiha: one crazy bastard....

*ame: nagato,konan, and itachi's apartment*

Nagato,itachi and konan had been ordered to go on a mission for the land of rain.due to lack of soldiers,they had to go on the front lines..."promise you'll come back nagato?" NARUTO -ナルト- 発言しました wiping the tears from his face.nagato smiled gently at his brother's concern for him."yeah bro,I promise I'll be back....." the older brother told the smaller boy."kay....I 愛 you...." NARUTO -ナルト- 発言しました hugging his brother."I 愛 あなた too bro....I'll see あなた soon ok? Take good care of sakura ok?" He said.naruto blushed...

Chpt 3: 月 3

"Dad why do we have to get up so early for errands? I'm sleepy...." nagato 発言しました putting on his little grey beater and white バスケットボール, バスケット ボール shorts with his お気に入り hat: a 火災, 火 オレンジ baseball hat with the uzumaki crest in the middle."I know son its hard for あなた to wake up at 4:00 AM like this but we've got lots to do...." he picked up nagato."hehehe ok...oh,wait dad put me down..." nagato ran back upstairs to grab a special backpack that cuddles could ride in safely."come 'ere cuddles..." nagato whispered.the cat heard its friend's voice and hopped in the backpack."ok minato-kun...