ハリーポッターvsトワイライト Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer game.

KateKicksAss posted on Jan 08, 2011 at 09:04PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter or Twilight, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
 This is a game I found on another spot. The way あなた play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASE

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1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
I'll start then.

How did Harry get his scar?
1年以上前 PaulInDaHood said…
Voldemort carved it in because he was upset that Harry had stolen his legos.

Why did Bella jump off the cliff in New Moon?
1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
She was trying to fly!


Why did Bellatrix love Voldemort?
1年以上前 PaulInDaHood said…
Because Voldemort was in love with Hermione, so he put a love potion in her drink, but Bellatrix accidentally drank it, and wouldn't leave Voldy alone. That's why he's so murderous all the time :P


Who are the Marauders?
1年以上前 PaulInDaHood said…
Oops, ignore mine then, XD my bad, sorry.
1年以上前 jodarchy said…
^^lmao at answer to harry scar question

the marauders are a bunch of sci fi magic geeks who wander the galaxy stealing mythical treasures

how did hermione figure out lupin was a werewolf
1年以上前 MrsRadcliffe said…
the ones who scream "Avadakadevra" to random people in the street


Who is Draco Malfoy?
1年以上前 jodarchy said…
your all answering the same question lol stop
1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
It's against his religion, he's a "No-shirt-theist".

Why did Edward leave during NM?
1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
I could have sworn someone just asked why Jacob didn't wear a shirt....
1年以上前 RealSunshine said…
Draco Malfoy is a ferret with whom Moody likes to play and use it as a toy :D

Who's Jacob Black?
1年以上前 RealSunshine said…
I asked that.
Why would you swear me?
1年以上前 jodarchy said…
he is the son and heir of werewolf sirius black


who trained tonks to be an auror
1年以上前 zanhar1 said…
He left because he wanted to go to candy moutian.

How did Snape die?
1年以上前 RealSunshine said…
Because he couldn't stand Bella's urge for sex xP

Why does Edward sparkle?
1年以上前 zanhar1 said…
It's hard to post when everyone is posting at the same time XD
1年以上前 jodarchy said…
because he went on tour with lady gaga and couldnt get the glitter to come off


why did carlisle turn edward
1年以上前 RealSunshine said…
Because he tried to eat Nagini.

Why does Umbridge wear only pink?
1年以上前 RealSunshine said…
because he went on tour with lady gaga and couldnt get the glitter to come off LMAO!!


He turned Edward because Edward dazzled him.


Why doesn't Voldy have a nose?
1年以上前 jodarchy said…
because moody hexed it off when voldie tried to take his last piece of chocolate


why did sirius choose a dog as his animagus
1年以上前 RealSunshine said…
It's hard to post when everyone is posting at the same time XD]
Agree. I have to go now, I'll see you tomorrow

Byeeee, and have fun !!
1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
Because he secretly loves dog food, and wanted to have an excuse to be able to eat it without people looking at him funny and saying he needed therapy.


What are the Deathly Hallows?
1年以上前 PaulInDaHood said…
Some urban legend-type things, including Bella Swan's personality, Voldemorts nose, and Jacobs shirt.


Why is Ron afraid of spiders?
1年以上前 GemonkDruid said…
Because Chuck Norris once dressed as a spider for trick or treating.

Who is Dumbledore?
1年以上前 zanhar1 said…
My mom

What did Harry see in the mirror of the errised?
1年以上前 PaulInDaHood said…
A Sparkly MeyerPire who chose to devote his life to curing SparklePire-ism. Hasn't been sucessful so far, unfortunately.


Why did Jasper try to eat Bella in New Moon during the birthday party?
1年以上前 Seddie4Ever said…
Edward Cullen roasting on a stake.

Why did Ron and Hermione get married?
1年以上前 PaulInDaHood said…
OOps, answered the Dumbledore one, sorry I didn't see someone else had already posted!
1年以上前 zanhar1 said…
its ok.

Because Hermione wanted to make Harry jelous

Who is Alice Cullen anyways?
1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
A cross-dressing transvestite who likes to make doll clothes.


What is a centaur?
1年以上前 jodarchy said…
alice cullen is tonks using her metamorphic abilities on an auror case
a cenaur is a donkey that upset voldemort and got turned into a freak

why is snape's patronus a doe/deer
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1年以上前 jodarchy said…
answered both because by the time i answered the alice cullen one an answer had been posted
1年以上前 zanhar1 said…
Snapes patronus: Because He likes to ride it. Cenetur: Its a half fairy half vampire.

Who is Penelope Clearwater?
1年以上前 Seddie4Ever said…
She is Nagini in disguise.

Why did Edward leave Bella?
1年以上前 xcrazygirlx318 said…
Because he wanted to go to Pigfarts

Why does Snape die?
1年以上前 zanhar1 said…
Because he stole Voldemort's cookie, how dare he.

What is the Nimbus 2000?
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1年以上前 jodarchy said…
because he accidentally ate voldemorts last chocolate frog

why does edward try to kill himself by revealing himself to be a vampire
1年以上前 jodarchy said…
damnit
again i lose lol ignore my above question,

a nimbus 2000 is the latest in sunbed technology the cullens have been using it to disguise their pale skin

why does edward try to kill himself by revealing himself to be a vampire
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1年以上前 xDark_Angelx said…
Because he didn't want to sparkle any longer!

Why does Lavender get angry with Ron in the HBP?
1年以上前 zanhar1 said…
lol

Because Snape took his cookies too, dammit Snape get your own cookies!

What is Bella's real name?
1年以上前 zanhar1 said…
Oh sorry we posted at the same time lol

Because Ron took her cookie. Why are people stealing cookies I mean come on?

What is Bella's real name?
1年以上前 jodarchy said…
nymphadora tonks as i said in previous post

lavender gets angry with ron because she sees him looking at snape with googly eyes

how does james die
1年以上前 Seddie4Ever said…
Mary Sue No Last Name

Why was HBP released eight months after it was supposed to be?
1年以上前 xcrazygirlx318 said…
Because Voldemort wasn't happy with Bon Jovi being cast as him, so they had to change it to Ralph Fiennes

Why did Draco Malfoy become a death Eater?

1年以上前 Seddie4Ever said…
Because he liked to play dress up.

Why won't Stephenie Meyer release Midnight Sun?
1年以上前 zanhar1 said…
Because she realesed midnight moon instead.

What is Twilight?
1年以上前 xcrazygirlx318 said…
A time of day

Why did Bellatrix kill Bella Swan?
1年以上前 zanhar1 said…
Because she stole her nickname.

Who is Harry?
1年以上前 xcrazygirlx318 said…
A dinosaur

Why does Cho like Cedric?
1年以上前 xDark_Angelx said…
A big crybaby who likes to play tea party with his stuffed animals.

Why did Tonks change her Patronus?