ハリーポッターvsトワイライト Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer game.

KateKicksAss posted on Jan 08, 2011 at 09:04PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter or Twilight, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
 This is a game I found on another spot. The way あなた play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASE

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1年以上前 xDark_Angelx said…
Sorry, we posted at the same time. LOL!
1年以上前 Seddie4Ever said…
Cho likes Cedric because he sparkles.
Tonks changed her Patronus because she was in love with Jacob Black.

Why is Twilight so popular?
1年以上前 jodarchy said…
because the entire nerd population thought it was actually about the time of day and so bought it and the bookstores didnt do refunds

why was andromeda cast out of the black family
1年以上前 SuperSnuffles13 said…
She stole Bellatrix's cake. Bella likes cake.

Why is Edward such a butt? LOL
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 She ストール, 盗んだ Bellatrix's cake. Bella likes cake. Why is Edward such a butt? lol
1年以上前 jodarchy said…
^^not really a factual question according to twilight fans
1年以上前 SuperSnuffles13 said…
ok sorry, I'll try another.

Why does Edward watch Bella sleep?
1年以上前 jodarchy said…
because he wants to make sure she doesnt snore before they get married

why is moody considered the best auror ever to exist
1年以上前 GemonkDruid said…
Because he makes excellent waffles. :)

Why is Dudley so fat?
1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
Because he accidentally ate the La Push wolf pack. (A lot of fangirls were REALLY mad about that)

Where were Aunt Petunia and Vernon going to send Harry before he got accepted to Hogwarts?
1年以上前 SpeedyGonzalez said…
Pig farts

What is the location of hogwarts?
1年以上前 Gred_and_Forge said…
Seattle, Washington.

Why was Bella mad about Jacob calling Renesmee 'Nessie', but not about the imprinting?
1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
Because she thought Jacob and Nessie were a very photogenic couple, and wanted to do photo shoots with them. But she thought Nessie as a name sounded like trailer trash.

Why did Bella go to Italy in New Moon?
1年以上前 GemonkDruid said…
To make a pizza pie-a!

Why was Victoria mad at Bella?
1年以上前 Gred_and_Forge said…
Because she stole Edward away from her.

Why can't Leah Clearwater imprint?
1年以上前 Seddie4Ever said…
Because Madam Pomfrey forgot to give Leah her fertility potion.

Why did Snape love Lily?
1年以上前 FredWRules said…
he had a red hair fetish.

why did Harry get all angsty?
1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
Because Edward Cullen kept stealing his girlfriends.


What's a patronus?
1年以上前 Darkshine said…
It's Casper in animal form. He's transparent yay!

Why is Voldy evil?
1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
Because he saw what Cedric turned into after he killed him in GOF O_O


Why did Bellatrix Lestrange torture Hermione?
1年以上前 GemonkDruid said…
Coz Hermione stole her hairbrush.

How did Bella turn into a vampire?
1年以上前 Gred_and_Forge said…
Because she said Bellatrix's hair looks like a rat's nest.

Why did Fred ask Angelina to the Yule Ball?
1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
Because he was afraid if he asked Bella Swan, Edward would kill him.

Why did Umbridge become Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?
1年以上前 GemonkDruid said…
She "bribed" Dumbledore. ;)

Who's Snape?
1年以上前 KatiiCullen94 said…
a uncover GI Joe sent to revel the evil cookie snatchers of the hogworts school of witch craft and cookie making.


why is the invisiblity cloak a triange in the deathly hallows symboll? Why not a circle?
1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
Because what most people don't know is that it's secretly embroidered with invisible triangles.

Why does Jacob never wear a shirt?
1年以上前 GemonkDruid said…
He signed a contract. x]

How did Bella get pregnant?
1年以上前 Gred_and_Forge said…
Renesmee was conceived by immaculate conception brought forth by the Volturi spirit.

Why did Arthur and Molly Weasley stop after 7 children?
1年以上前 KatiiCullen94 said…
Because 8 was their unlucky number.


How did Mad-eye injure his eye?
1年以上前 Gred_and_Forge said…
He looked at the Cullens sparkly skin and blinded his eye.

Why did Edward fly all the way to Italy to kill himself?
1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
He was afraid he'd have to deal with all kinds of legal documents and issues if he did it in the USA.

What is imprinting?
1年以上前 KatiiCullen94 said…
It's the magical way to order a pizza with no cheese.


Why are normal non-magical people called muggles?
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1年以上前 jodarchy said…
they are so easy to fool they have been called mugs but dumbledore decided to change it to muggles so they would know wizards were making fun of them


what is the occupation of carlisle cullen
1年以上前 KatiiCullen94 said…
He's a female body Inspector >.<


Why did Harry marry ginny?
1年以上前 Gred_and_Forge said…
He wanted to be a Weasley so badly, and Ron was already taken.

Why do the Cullens only play baseball during stormy weather?
1年以上前 Darkshine said…
Because he and Voldy had a bet-the one who stays alive has to marry Ginny. xD

Why is Bella so emo?
1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
Because she's dating a guy who wants to eat her.


Why did Hermione punch Draco Malfoy?
1年以上前 KatiiCullen94 said…
Because he stole her skittles.


Why does Nevil live with his granmother?
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1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
Because his parents were driven insane by Edwards incessant sparkling.

How and why did the Troll get in in SS?
1年以上前 Gred_and_Forge said…
Percy let him in so he could get a reward for being the best prefect that Hogwarts ever saw.


(asking this again because no one answered my question lol)

Why do the Cullens only play baseball during stormy weather?
1年以上前 KatiiCullen94 said…
Because they play to the lighting round :P:P (Pun intended :P)


Why do are mandrakes cry fatal to all who hear it?
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1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
Because they're afraid Voldemort will find and kill them if they don't use the storm as a cover up. (Voldys pretty bitter after finding out that Cedrid turned into Edward)

Why did Bella move to Forks?
1年以上前 KateKicksAss said…
Oops, Posted at the same time. I'll answer your Question^^

Because their cries inspire anyone who hears them to eat excessive amount of chocolate without stopping...until they explode that is. Pretty gruesome!

Why did Bella move to Forks?
1年以上前 KatiiCullen94 said…
Because her mum had a spoon fetish.


Why diddn't lily choose Severus?
1年以上前 Gred_and_Forge said…
Because she thought Lily Snape would be a horrible name.

Why did Carlisle choose a doctor as a profession?
1年以上前 KatiiCullen94 said…
because he loves the smell of disinfectant.


Why do Hogwarts students wear robes(long robes) ?
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1年以上前 Gred_and_Forge said…
So they can smuggle in items from the Muggle world.

Why does Barty Crouch Jr. worship Voldemort so much?
1年以上前 KatiiCullen94 said…
tongue
Because they are secret lovers :p


Why do they drink Butterbeer?
1年以上前 Gred_and_Forge said…
Because only purebloods can afford Margarinemilk.

Why did Jacob imprint on Renesmee?
1年以上前 KatiiCullen94 said…
Because she has a spaceship.


Why did they call it Azkaban?
1年以上前 Gred_and_Forge said…
Because Alcatraz was already taken.

Why did Aunt Marge get blown up?