OK, i might as well. I have lost the ability to love. THat goes for family, women even animals. Its a psycological condition that im hoping will pass over time.
Also it does feel dam good to get that of my chest. Come on everyone, join in.

I hope it passes in time too, Whatcha55 :(

I might as well add something on the same theme:

I don't think anyone will ever love me. True.

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p.s. But to lighten the mood, another "silly" secret is that I watch kids' shows when I'm at home. Right now I'm watching a show aimed at under 5s... ^^

Im like that Amy. I watch The Suite Life most days. Nothing wrong with that you may think........but im 35! lol :D

PS, Amy....stop posting this stuff, i've just embarassed myself twice in the last 10mins hehe :)

Aw, I'm sorry ali22! :p

Ok, another non-serious one is this:

When I was 11, there was a tiny part of me that thought I might get a Hogwart's letter :p

XD

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I'm 20 and I only just started expecting that ¬_¬

I talked my little brother into diving out of a tree. (Don't worry, he paid me back when we hit our teens..)

I have another one...

I stayed in my nightie today until 2:30.

Don't worry, I don't usually...

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Mine's better, I've not left bed today >_>

oh, that makes me feel better about the fact I was lying. I'm still in my nightie. :D

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Yay for not getting bothering with the day ^_^

I have never learnt to ride a bike, and don't want to.

I didn't know how to do laundry until I went away to college and I had to have my friends teach me.

I can't do a single bit of DIY properly despite my dad being the single most capable person I know at those kinds of things, I screw up almost every job of said variety I attempt, it usually ends with people laughing at my ineptness.

I should be allowed to drink Pepsi, it leaves me up all night and tired during the day if I have even a few cans.

I desire the ability to control all cats to do my bidding, my adorable kitten army will be my zombie like slaves soon enough, especially if I drink more Pepsi, I'll be up all night making plans.

Again, GO TO SLEEP, Benji! :D

Speaking of pepsi, I prefer pepsi to coke. I know. *prepares for the horde of angry coke-lovers*

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HAIL AMY! DRINKER OF THE NECTAR OF THE GODS!

Slightly scared, but am I to assume that there is a fellow pepsi-preferer? :D

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Ok, back to secrets. Erm, everyone thinks I'm a total nerd who works really hard. The truth is that I didn't study nearly enough for my GCSEs and I never did my homework.

Pepsi is to me, what meed is to the Norse Gods.

I did the exact same, I barely ever studied and got away with relatively high grades, even in subjects I was predicted horrendously in. I did the same at AS's until deciding they weren't for me.

Coke is over-rated. Pepsi is King.

Yeah, and another secret is that although I am what we call "smart", I have zero common sense. Absolutely none. I try to hide it, but I can seem very stupid at times.

You really need to ask J about what I'm like, however bad you are, I'm a million times worse, plus I can get awful clumsy, especially when I'm overconfident.

I'm clumsy all the time. I actually can't speak to anyone when carrying someone else's expensive China. I just walk slowly and stare intently at it willing it not to drop.

I tend not to see things that are right in front of my face either :D

I can't take a hint and don't "get" things :D

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I'm rubbish at dropping hints, I intend them to go down like a lead ball, but they always end up floating into the cosmos.

I always need things s-p-e-l-t o-u-t :)

Or is it spelled? :s

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Both are acceptable, me fail english, that's unpossible!

The scary thing is that English is one of my best subjects :|

Guess I can kiss that A goodbye!

:D

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P.s. Ooh, another secret relating to smartness. I really really dislike people who are a lot smarter than me. :D I always feel stupider

Well then you'll hate me for telling you stupider isn't a word ¬_¬

hahaha

believe it or not, that was intentional. :D

I tend to get grammar right at least. Usually.

^^

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Damnit, my sarcasm radar is on the fritz. Am you grammar letting we down?

Jimmy Carr is always funny.

Yes although he has an odd way of speaking...

I love it in Simpsons "bad grammar overload"

"linguo-dead?"

"linguo...IS...dead..."

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I tend to accidentally slip into Jimmy Carr's voice, and Stewie's from Family Guy when telling jokes.

I tend to sound more like snake from simpsons (who incidently, I can do a great impression of):|

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Just so long as you aren't a thief, unless it's an ancient artifact, we are above such ways.

Of course. Also, ironically, I can do Comic book guy.

"no groaning in my store"

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Come work with me, we can chat and we can get rid of the 'customers' who just stand in there all day not buying anything, I appreciate the conversation in the shop, but they stand around for literally the whole day doing nothing else, I swear it's like they don't have homes to go to >_>

Maybe they don't. And ah, that would be good. The commute would be a bitch, but hey! :p

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You can stay at mine and abuse my collections of DVD's, musics and comics, as well as a constant link to Fanpop.

haha, we'd be like Joey and Rachel when they're room-mates and watch films and throw wet paper towels!

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We can watch Kujo ¬_¬

I've never actually seen Kujo. Is it as scary as Rachel thinks? If you're thinking I scare as easily at films as easily as I cry at them, then you're way off. Films don't scare me unless they're psychological. Then I go crazy. Oh, apart from the excorsist. That sacred the living kajiggers out of me.

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Nah, it's not scary, but it is hilariously silly, but at the same time sad, poor rabies dog :(

rabies scares me, cause I'm a hypochondriac. A pretty serious one. I get a headache and think I'm gonna die.

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P.s. Yeah, that's another secret btw :)

It's okay, you're safe around me, I've had all my shots :P

ah, comforting :D

A thought occurs: Our fellow fanpoppers when they return, may think we are crazy people who spend out time talking around fanpop.

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Lies, they'll be thoroughly entertained by our inane ramblings and name their first born after us.

what, benmy? amji?

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I was thinking more Benji for a boy and Amy for a girl, but whatever works for you :P

yeah our names kinda don't go together. Aw well.

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Benjamyn, it's my full name with yours enveloped ^_^

ah, that's the one! :D

My name's too short to emcompass yours

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Amenjy? >_>

the kid would get tortured by its classmates, but sure :)

aaaanyway, gonna tune back into sanity FM...

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