MIDNIGHT 時 TRANSCRIPT EPISODE 17 04-02-2009
Greetings, Fanpoppers and Fanpoppettes, and welcome to the Midnight 時 with your host, Cinders. Tonight, we managed to procure an interview with the mysterious and elusive DarkSarcasm, who lurks in the shadows of many spots here on Fanpop. Generally a creature of few words, the strangely captivating user has deigned to answer a few 質問 for the rest of the community. After our exclusive interview with the Darkest of Sarcasms, we'll also give あなた a recipe for frying and preparing human placenta, and fashion tips that every goth should know. Here's one right at the 上, ページのトップへ of the show: Black is always in.
Good evening, DarkSarcasm. Is there any particular タイトル あなた would like us to call あなた tonight?
I have many titles. To some, I am Dark, Dasm, または DS. To others, I am the クイーン of Darkness. Call me what あなた wish.
Wonderful. Now, I'm sure that everyone in the ファンポップ community at large is just dying to know: Where on earth did あなた come up with that most unusual user name?
Well, I needed something ominous, obviously. It took me days to find the perfect name. I needed it to be perfect... But really, it just kind of happened. No special story here.
Aha, I see, very interesting. And what is it about ファンポップ that appeals to あなた so much?
Impressionable youth.
Ah, yes, they can be a riot!
Also, medals. They make even the darkest of souls brighten up on occasion.
So tell me, which spots are your お気に入り and why?
I wish I could say the vampire spot, but I cannot. It has been overrun with glittery scum, Cullen fangirls as far as the eye can see. Disgraceful. Moving on... the スーパーナチュラル spot has been a nice replacement home. There is always something interesting going on there.
Fascinating. Really, I'm riveted. Can あなた tell me, what is the average air velocity of a swallow?
Seven
All right, now that all the basic stuff is out of the way, I'm sure our listeners would 愛 to hear all the little personal juicy gossippy details of your life. Let's start with your real name. What is it?
I have not used that name in what seems like decades... I believe I'll keep it that way, for the time being.
Would あなた consider yourself to be a family person? Have あなた considered children, for example?
Oh, I have definitely considered children. In fact, they are delicious - I try to keep it to one a week, though. Family... yes, I have a family - my chosen ones. They know who they are. They're quite useful... I mean, I 愛 them.
And what about your 愛 life? Is there a Prince of Darkness in the picture?
Those details are not fit to be released to the public at this time.
Oh, あなた sneaky little devil! What are your life goals?
I want to sleep all 日 and party all night. Forever.
Don't we all? あなた seem like a very pensive person, but あなた don't often speak your mind. What's going on in that diabolical little head of yours?
*smirk* If I told あなた that, I'd have to kill you. または is that what I'm planning anyway?
Ahaha, she's just kidding, folks. So what's your お気に入り food?
Babies.
*cough*
Just kidding. I'm going to go with lasagna. Yep, that's it.
Here's a call in question: Anna from Stockholm wants to know what your stance is on capital punishment?
I say, go for it. Most people would be lucky to go that easily.
Let's try a little word association:
Donner-- Richard
Scientology-- cult
Bundy-- Ted
Blood-- lust
Garlic-- pizza
Toenails-- ew
Wolf-- moon
Charles-- Manson
Hero-- Villain
Baby-- Trashcan
Bat-- man
Holy-- shit
Cross-- the road
Grave-- digger
Coffin-- sleep
Sunlight-- ow ow fuckity ow
Steak-- *runs away*
Hey! Hold on there, are あなた a vegetarian または something? Come back! DarkSarcasm? Well, it seems that'll be all for tonight, folks. Curious she fled just as the sun is rising. And here I was, fantasizing that after the 表示する we'd be best friends... または at least go out and get breakfast. 次 up on the Midnight Hour: How to spice up your placenta, followed by: Goth Fashion: Do あなた feel like あなた wear the same thing every day? Spice up your outfit によって dying your hair black to match.
Greetings, Fanpoppers and Fanpoppettes, and welcome to the Midnight 時 with your host, Cinders. Tonight, we managed to procure an interview with the mysterious and elusive DarkSarcasm, who lurks in the shadows of many spots here on Fanpop. Generally a creature of few words, the strangely captivating user has deigned to answer a few 質問 for the rest of the community. After our exclusive interview with the Darkest of Sarcasms, we'll also give あなた a recipe for frying and preparing human placenta, and fashion tips that every goth should know. Here's one right at the 上, ページのトップへ of the show: Black is always in.
Good evening, DarkSarcasm. Is there any particular タイトル あなた would like us to call あなた tonight?
I have many titles. To some, I am Dark, Dasm, または DS. To others, I am the クイーン of Darkness. Call me what あなた wish.
Wonderful. Now, I'm sure that everyone in the ファンポップ community at large is just dying to know: Where on earth did あなた come up with that most unusual user name?
Well, I needed something ominous, obviously. It took me days to find the perfect name. I needed it to be perfect... But really, it just kind of happened. No special story here.
Aha, I see, very interesting. And what is it about ファンポップ that appeals to あなた so much?
Impressionable youth.
Ah, yes, they can be a riot!
Also, medals. They make even the darkest of souls brighten up on occasion.
So tell me, which spots are your お気に入り and why?
I wish I could say the vampire spot, but I cannot. It has been overrun with glittery scum, Cullen fangirls as far as the eye can see. Disgraceful. Moving on... the スーパーナチュラル spot has been a nice replacement home. There is always something interesting going on there.
Fascinating. Really, I'm riveted. Can あなた tell me, what is the average air velocity of a swallow?
Seven
All right, now that all the basic stuff is out of the way, I'm sure our listeners would 愛 to hear all the little personal juicy gossippy details of your life. Let's start with your real name. What is it?
I have not used that name in what seems like decades... I believe I'll keep it that way, for the time being.
Would あなた consider yourself to be a family person? Have あなた considered children, for example?
Oh, I have definitely considered children. In fact, they are delicious - I try to keep it to one a week, though. Family... yes, I have a family - my chosen ones. They know who they are. They're quite useful... I mean, I 愛 them.
And what about your 愛 life? Is there a Prince of Darkness in the picture?
Those details are not fit to be released to the public at this time.
Oh, あなた sneaky little devil! What are your life goals?
I want to sleep all 日 and party all night. Forever.
Don't we all? あなた seem like a very pensive person, but あなた don't often speak your mind. What's going on in that diabolical little head of yours?
*smirk* If I told あなた that, I'd have to kill you. または is that what I'm planning anyway?
Ahaha, she's just kidding, folks. So what's your お気に入り food?
Babies.
*cough*
Just kidding. I'm going to go with lasagna. Yep, that's it.
Here's a call in question: Anna from Stockholm wants to know what your stance is on capital punishment?
I say, go for it. Most people would be lucky to go that easily.
Let's try a little word association:
Donner-- Richard
Scientology-- cult
Bundy-- Ted
Blood-- lust
Garlic-- pizza
Toenails-- ew
Wolf-- moon
Charles-- Manson
Hero-- Villain
Baby-- Trashcan
Bat-- man
Holy-- shit
Cross-- the road
Grave-- digger
Coffin-- sleep
Sunlight-- ow ow fuckity ow
Steak-- *runs away*
Hey! Hold on there, are あなた a vegetarian または something? Come back! DarkSarcasm? Well, it seems that'll be all for tonight, folks. Curious she fled just as the sun is rising. And here I was, fantasizing that after the 表示する we'd be best friends... または at least go out and get breakfast. 次 up on the Midnight Hour: How to spice up your placenta, followed by: Goth Fashion: Do あなた feel like あなた wear the same thing every day? Spice up your outfit によって dying your hair black to match.
こんにちは there, this is my first 記事 so don't judge me. Okay because i can't keep saying ファンポップ users let's call thm fanpopies.
Ahaa.
Fanpopies 登録する クラブ when the movie is just out and when it's not 人気 leave it または forget it.
We should learn to stick to them add videos, pictures, 記事 and e.t.c.
New users can have somethig to see. Even the creaters forget about them. Take an example spongebob, W.I.T.C.H and scooby doo. And remember Barbie, madagascar e.t.c.
PLEASE PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahaa.
Fanpopies 登録する クラブ when the movie is just out and when it's not 人気 leave it または forget it.
We should learn to stick to them add videos, pictures, 記事 and e.t.c.
New users can have somethig to see. Even the creaters forget about them. Take an example spongebob, W.I.T.C.H and scooby doo. And remember Barbie, madagascar e.t.c.
PLEASE PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!