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Newest Poem for my お気に入り artist <3 I 愛 あなた Marshall!! Enjoy!!

Why are あなた mad?
Because I have a big mouth?
Don't like the back talk?
Can't stand the backlash?
Too bad!!
I'm gonna be crass!
Better put a visor on...
Because I'm gonna back-splash all over your ass!

Did あなた remember to bring a towel?
I wouldn't want あなた to get a rash.
I know I already done gave あなた whiplash, with all my back and forth.
Now be a good sport, shut your mouth!
I don't need any retort.
I get enough bullshit recourse from people's revenge.

I'm a smart 尻, お尻 あなた said?
What? あなた think that's gonna get to me?
Gonna get in my head?
Ha! Have あなた heard the new shit from Eminem?
Damn what an honor! And he's not even my baby's father (yet)....
It's like every single is about me and my plight with life!!
Fuck!! Makes me even hotter with wanting to be his wife!!!

I'm trying to contain myself, I mean, I'm not at all after his wealth.
I am もっと見る concerned with him staying in good health.
Because baby I'm in my prime at 35, I only have 5 left to shine while I ride....
Oh Marshall.... Shhhh....
There goes my big mouth again!
But hurry Eminem! Let's go to bed!!!
Give me a chance to repay your head game.

Ok... Sorry, I'm lame.
Really I'm a pretty awkward dame.
In a man's would just trying to stay sane, let alone sober...
which によって the way, is the case.
Aside from the pills my Dr prescribed.

Don't worry love, I forgive you. I must!
I got so wet watching You-Tube.
I know I 発言しました I'd wait for あなた to view the new 動画 but...
I just couldn't hold it back anymore.
You'd think I'd be sore at some of the things あなた 発言しました to me!
Fuck it! I guess it makes for good TV.
Now get your 尻, お尻 here to meet me!

Really I just need a job.
Will あなた be the boss of me?
Oh Marshall, pretty please!
I'll even scrub toilets at one of your estates...
If it means having a position on my knees working for you!

Yes!! that's right baby I'll clean up the shit あなた spew!!
Until you're too old to chew.
But I get to insert the feeding tube. あなた boob!
God I'm so rude. Anywho....

About that job, I need a new passport like today.
Screw travel-slash-fuck buddy!
You're gonna have a travel bidet.
I'll provide the refreshing spray for your boo-tay!

あなた see, あなた see, あなた see!? How much I 愛 you!
Fucking fool!
Although the aforementioned activities don't explain the drool.
Well some do. ジーザス let me be your tool!
However those clips are not going on You-Tube.
あなた asshole! I hate you! I 愛 you!
Do あなた find this funny? I do!

Ooooohhhhh!! I would give anything to say those 2 words to Eminem!
Well, I guess I just did but I demand that it include him, simultaneously, standing 次 to me!
Shit this is so funny! I can't believe I haven't peed!
Probably because I have to shit.
I'm holding it in because Marshall's in here again!
Look at what he makes me do with a pen!
Narcissistic bastard! It's all about him!

I wouldn't want it any other way though.
I mean how many people get so close they literally share an asshole?
I mean except maybe conjoined twins.
Oh God! Hold me down!
What I wouldn't give to be conjoined with Eminem!

I'm a pig!
Actually the Chinese say I'm a boar.
No, not whore! Just cause I write this way.
A イノシシ like a wild pig...
and あなた better not be thinking I'm big!
Also not to be confused with a bore, あなた know like snore.
I'm anything but.

Oh yes let's talk about Marshall's butt some more.
It looks もっと見る tasty to me than s'mores!
And those are hot!
Somebody help me!
He's got me avatared again!
He's holding me hostage with a pen!
When I asked for a straight jacket!

あなた just wait Mr. Mathers until we're strapped up in that padded room.
It's no holds barred with hands behind our backs.
Marshall stop making me laugh...
And think about あなた in the sack!
I'm trying to 表示する あなた もっと見る respect than that!
But oh yeah I'm the wacko!
あなた asshole!
Cum here!

I'm primed and ready to get all sweaty. あなた already experienced one of my workouts through Austin city!
Oh 愛 we've made a name for ourselves all over town! Aren't あなた proud? あなた should hear me now! We're laughing so loud!

I bet あなた already know.
It's all part of the show!
Is it wireless and mobile?

What's that car doing behind me?
Checking out my scenery?
Baby! Aren't あなた gonna stand up for me?
Oh wait! Let's not go there again!
We have to start as friends!

Whatever nobody listens to me.
Marshall あなた better not deny me when asked によって MTV!
あなた know あなた 愛 me!
Asshole!
God! This shit is comedy gold!

Great I'll probably never get laid!
I'm posting this on your ファン page!

Em! The car is still there! For real I swear!
Get out of me and come see!
によって the way if I ever get laid, get out of me is a phrase you'll never hear me say!

Ok...ok... I'm trying to be proper and this poem has completely gone the right, I mean wrong way!

I swear I'm not just trying to get laid.
Maybe paid but for a legitimate job well done and I'd like an appropriate wage!
What do ya say Marsh?
What am I worth to ya!?

Truly yours, I'm you're biggest fan
This is Cheyanne ;)
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hAVE U READ ABOUT WHAT NICK 大砲, キャノン 発言しました ABOUT EMINEM?

HERE ARE SOME FROM NICK CANON'S BLOG.

…” Then I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his 音楽 not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to 秒 base from 8 years ago! He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. That’s some real middle school shit right there! (What type of grown 尻, お尻 man lies about getting with a chick) Only Slim Lamey! LOL!

You can’t...
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“Hello?” Marshall answers.
“Hey, uh… Can あなた do me a favor?” あなた ask hoping he’d say yes. あなた sit down on the bed.
“Sure, yeah,” he says.
“Could Jake come and stay at your house this weekend? Im going out of town and I don’t really wanna leave him here alone,” あなた say.
“Ummm….Well… I don’t know…,” he says.
“Please Marshall… to tell あなた the truth I don’t trust him here alone,” あなた say like your begging him. He laughs slightly.
“I think he’ll be fine,” he says. “Besides Im going outta town too,” he says.
“Oh… Why didn’t あなた just say that in...
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It’s about two weeks later on a Saturday. あなた haven’t seen Marshall for this whole time. According to Jake, he says Hailie 発言しました that her dad has been in the studio for the last two weeks working on stuff for Relapse 2 and some things for others. あなた really wish あなた could see him, あなた think you’re about ready to tell him the whole truth about how あなた like him, and that あなた were lying to him about not liking him. あなた also plan to tell him about Jordan, and how he’s the reason, あなた never wanted to get into a relationship until あなた met, and got to liking Marshall. あなた plan to tell him...
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“I…I … I cant tell you,” あなた say softly.
“Yes あなた can,” she says with a smile as あなた walk towards home. あなた sigh then look down at the ground.
“Fine,” あなた say. “I’ll tell you, but not here, lets go over there!” あなた say and point towards the woods, あなた grab her arm and start to quickly walk towards the woods.
“Ahh, 表示する down!! What could be so secret that あなた have to drag me to the woods to tell me,” she says as あなた get to the woods and she gets away.
“Cause,” あなた say. “I’ll tell you, but あなた got to swear that あなた wont tell, my mom, または anybody, nobody at all!”...
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“Who is it?” あなた ask your mother as she comes back into the kitchen.
“I don’t know, he just asked for あなた two,” your mother explains and sits down at the table… あなた and Marshall look at each other confused, あなた both sort of hesitate to move. “Well aren’t あなた gonna go talk to him?” your mom asks.
“Uh what does he look like?” Marshall asks quickly.
“Hes kinda fat, and hes black. Why?” she asks confused.
“Uhh how bout あなた tell him that we just left,” Marshall says figuring its DeAngelo.
“Hes gonna ask were we went, あなた know that,” あなた say though your teeth to Marshall....
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“Abby! What the hell is the matter with you?” Wanda, your friend from high school asks as she enters your office. あなた look up at her with no expression on your face. “You’ve been staring at that same damn paper for 30 minutes. And あなた have that same expression on your face,” shes says. あなた still don’t answer her “Whats wrong!?” she yells at あなた and closes the door, she sits down in one of the chairs like shes one of your clients または something.
“I don’t feel like talking about it,” あなた say with the same expression on your face that あなた have had for the past 30 分 according...
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