10 Things あなた Probably Shouldn’t do in Forks または La Push
1) Try to kill Bella Swan. I’m sorry, I want her dead too, but think about it, a coven of ヴァンパイア (expect Rosalie maybe) and a large pack of 狼男 stands between あなた and her. Odds are you’ll end up in the hospital (best case) または you’ll end up dead before あなた can touch her (most likely case).
2) Stand on the border between the Cullen’s and Quellite’s land, shake your fist toward La Push, and yell “Werewolves suck!” at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs. Why is this one a bad idea? One of the big bad 狼男 that has a temper that’s equal to that of an active volcanio または amtoic bomb is probably near によって and heard you. What should あなた do? Run. Fast.
3) Replace all of Edward’s CDs with 70’s music. Its already mean to take someone’s music, but to replace EDWARD CULLEN’S with nothing but 70’s is simple curel and probably dangerous if you’re not a family member または Bella.
4) Take the battery cables out of Jacob’s Rabbit and hide them from him while he’s asleep. This is dangerous on many levels. (1) Werewolf that’s heartbroken. (2) Messing with a werewolf’s car that he rebuilt himself. (3) He’s got a lot of フレンズ that are just as big as him.
5) If/when a new vampire/The Volturi/vampire that’s hell bent on killing Bella comes to town, its stupid to walk up to them and beg them to turn you. They’ll probably just kill あなた and if it’s the Volturi they’ll kill あなた AND whoever told あなた about vampires.
6) Asking Edward what number you’re thinking of gets old after the 2nd time, not the 252nd .
7) Asking Jacob to turn into his 狼, オオカミ form so あなた can pet and/or snuggle up to him is not a good enough reason for him to phase, unless he imprinted on you, then its all good!
8) Asking Jasper to make あなた feel better after a bad 日 is a poor use of his gift and should only be attempted によって Alice, who rarely has a bad 日 anyways.
9) Asking Alice if its going to rain tomorrow is stupid because (a) its Forks, it rains almost every freakin’ day! (b) Alice is a vampire with foresight, not the local weather girl. And (c) she’ll probably laugh at あなた または Jasper will chase あなた away for asking she stupid questions.
10) (I can’t stress this one enough.) Do NOT try to パンチ a werewolf または vampire! Unless あなた (1) Wish to prove how stupid あなた really are. *coughBellacough* (2) Are a vampire または werewolf yourself (3) Actually want to break your hand. *coughBellacoughagaincough* (4) Are fighting a werewolf または vampire and are dumb enough to think あなた can win (please ignore the last two if あなた are in fact a vamp または were and good luck with that fight!)
によって Meg08
1) Try to kill Bella Swan. I’m sorry, I want her dead too, but think about it, a coven of ヴァンパイア (expect Rosalie maybe) and a large pack of 狼男 stands between あなた and her. Odds are you’ll end up in the hospital (best case) または you’ll end up dead before あなた can touch her (most likely case).
2) Stand on the border between the Cullen’s and Quellite’s land, shake your fist toward La Push, and yell “Werewolves suck!” at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs. Why is this one a bad idea? One of the big bad 狼男 that has a temper that’s equal to that of an active volcanio または amtoic bomb is probably near によって and heard you. What should あなた do? Run. Fast.
3) Replace all of Edward’s CDs with 70’s music. Its already mean to take someone’s music, but to replace EDWARD CULLEN’S with nothing but 70’s is simple curel and probably dangerous if you’re not a family member または Bella.
4) Take the battery cables out of Jacob’s Rabbit and hide them from him while he’s asleep. This is dangerous on many levels. (1) Werewolf that’s heartbroken. (2) Messing with a werewolf’s car that he rebuilt himself. (3) He’s got a lot of フレンズ that are just as big as him.
5) If/when a new vampire/The Volturi/vampire that’s hell bent on killing Bella comes to town, its stupid to walk up to them and beg them to turn you. They’ll probably just kill あなた and if it’s the Volturi they’ll kill あなた AND whoever told あなた about vampires.
6) Asking Edward what number you’re thinking of gets old after the 2nd time, not the 252nd .
7) Asking Jacob to turn into his 狼, オオカミ form so あなた can pet and/or snuggle up to him is not a good enough reason for him to phase, unless he imprinted on you, then its all good!
8) Asking Jasper to make あなた feel better after a bad 日 is a poor use of his gift and should only be attempted によって Alice, who rarely has a bad 日 anyways.
9) Asking Alice if its going to rain tomorrow is stupid because (a) its Forks, it rains almost every freakin’ day! (b) Alice is a vampire with foresight, not the local weather girl. And (c) she’ll probably laugh at あなた または Jasper will chase あなた away for asking she stupid questions.
10) (I can’t stress this one enough.) Do NOT try to パンチ a werewolf または vampire! Unless あなた (1) Wish to prove how stupid あなた really are. *coughBellacough* (2) Are a vampire または werewolf yourself (3) Actually want to break your hand. *coughBellacoughagaincough* (4) Are fighting a werewolf または vampire and are dumb enough to think あなた can win (please ignore the last two if あなた are in fact a vamp または were and good luck with that fight!)
によって Meg08