Hello everyone. This 記事 will contain jokes about Snow White, but don't worry, no sexual jokes. I've searched for all of these jokes on various sites, made up myself または caught my eye in a comment. Don't forget to have fun while reading!
1- * Warning: Do not see this joke as an insult to Snow White.
Joke: Snow White is pretty...Pretty weird.
* The joke is owned によって ⋅ Fαllen ⋅ (YouTube)
2- Joke: Snow White is going to participate in a talent show. In this competition, Snow White will 表示する everyone how she talks to animals. However, she finished third in the competition. The first was シュレック and the 秒 was Cinderella. How did シュレック get first place?
*Answer: シュレック talked to talking donkey and puss in boots, which are 動物 that シンデレラ and Snow White can't talk to.
* The owner of this joke: Elsafan1010 (that's me)
3- Joke: Snow White is the best judge, why?
*Answer: Because she is the fairest of them all!
* Where I found this joke: Pinterest
4- Joke: The evil クイーン gave Snow White the poisoned apple.
"Is this 林檎, アップル natural?" ' asked the princess.
Yes, the evil クイーン replied. The evil クイーン told Snow White that she would stop によって later. But when the クイーン returned, she saw Snow White carrying the coffin of the dwarves. It turns out that Snow White cut the 林檎, アップル and added it to the dwarfs' pie.
* The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)
5- Joke: After the evil クイーン gave Snow White the poisoned apple, Snow White collapsed on the ground. But one last word came out of Snow White's mouth. Hearing this word, the クイーン saved Snow White and married the prince, why and how?
*Answer: Snow White 発言しました to the queen, "If あなた have powers, why don't あなた transform yourself into someone もっと見る beautiful than me?"
* The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)
6- Joke: How did the evil クイーン become the most beautiful person in the world によって gifting Snow White with an iphone?
* Answer: Snow White, looking at the phone too much, spoiled her eyes and had to wear ugly glasses.
*The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)
7- Joke: What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?
*Answer: Someday my prints will come…
* The site where I found the joke: link
8- Joke: Why does Snow White never go out in the sun?
* Answer: Because she is afraid that her skin will turn tan and that her name is not Snow White, but Brown Princess.
* The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)
9- Joke: My mom's phone パスワード has eight characters and it's about Snow White. My mother's パスワード is "Snow White and the seven dwarfs." Why?
* Answer: Because Snow White plus seven dwarfs make eight characters.
* Where I found the joke: link
10- Joke: The one girl says: "Take my phone, can あなた please call my mother that I'll be ホーム soon? I really need to use the bathroom now."
The other girl answers: "Sure, what is your password?"
"Snow White and all the seven dwarfs." the one girl replies.
The other girl frowns and asks: "Seriously? Why is that your password?"
"Well, I like fairytales", the one girl says. "and it had to be at least 8 characters."
*Answer: Answer to joke 9
* Where I found the joke: link
Thank あなた for reading. If あなた write the jokes that あなた do not understand in the comments, I can explain them in detail. Do not forget to write in the コメント which joke あなた like the most.
1- * Warning: Do not see this joke as an insult to Snow White.
Joke: Snow White is pretty...Pretty weird.
* The joke is owned によって ⋅ Fαllen ⋅ (YouTube)
2- Joke: Snow White is going to participate in a talent show. In this competition, Snow White will 表示する everyone how she talks to animals. However, she finished third in the competition. The first was シュレック and the 秒 was Cinderella. How did シュレック get first place?
*Answer: シュレック talked to talking donkey and puss in boots, which are 動物 that シンデレラ and Snow White can't talk to.
* The owner of this joke: Elsafan1010 (that's me)
3- Joke: Snow White is the best judge, why?
*Answer: Because she is the fairest of them all!
* Where I found this joke: Pinterest
4- Joke: The evil クイーン gave Snow White the poisoned apple.
"Is this 林檎, アップル natural?" ' asked the princess.
Yes, the evil クイーン replied. The evil クイーン told Snow White that she would stop によって later. But when the クイーン returned, she saw Snow White carrying the coffin of the dwarves. It turns out that Snow White cut the 林檎, アップル and added it to the dwarfs' pie.
* The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)
5- Joke: After the evil クイーン gave Snow White the poisoned apple, Snow White collapsed on the ground. But one last word came out of Snow White's mouth. Hearing this word, the クイーン saved Snow White and married the prince, why and how?
*Answer: Snow White 発言しました to the queen, "If あなた have powers, why don't あなた transform yourself into someone もっと見る beautiful than me?"
* The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)
6- Joke: How did the evil クイーン become the most beautiful person in the world によって gifting Snow White with an iphone?
* Answer: Snow White, looking at the phone too much, spoiled her eyes and had to wear ugly glasses.
*The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)
7- Joke: What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?
*Answer: Someday my prints will come…
* The site where I found the joke: link
8- Joke: Why does Snow White never go out in the sun?
* Answer: Because she is afraid that her skin will turn tan and that her name is not Snow White, but Brown Princess.
* The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)
9- Joke: My mom's phone パスワード has eight characters and it's about Snow White. My mother's パスワード is "Snow White and the seven dwarfs." Why?
* Answer: Because Snow White plus seven dwarfs make eight characters.
* Where I found the joke: link
10- Joke: The one girl says: "Take my phone, can あなた please call my mother that I'll be ホーム soon? I really need to use the bathroom now."
The other girl answers: "Sure, what is your password?"
"Snow White and all the seven dwarfs." the one girl replies.
The other girl frowns and asks: "Seriously? Why is that your password?"
"Well, I like fairytales", the one girl says. "and it had to be at least 8 characters."
*Answer: Answer to joke 9
* Where I found the joke: link
Thank あなた for reading. If あなた write the jokes that あなた do not understand in the comments, I can explain them in detail. Do not forget to write in the コメント which joke あなた like the most.