Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s もっと見る to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do あなた mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call あなた Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would あなた describe your relationship with the man known as...

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I found these fascinating, thought あなた guys might too, :)
And yeah, it's not ALL Death Eaters, but they're all Slytherins, :P

Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow 星, つ星 indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, あなた know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. あなた throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. あなた wear at least some black every day.

3. あなた rip your clothes on purpose.

4. あなた call people あなた don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. あなた yell "CRUCIO!" at people when あなた get mad.

6. あなた carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" または an "L", あなた accidentally type out a Bellatrix または a Lestrange instead.

9. あなた think her birthday should...

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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate 次 to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him あなた ストール, 盗んだ his teddy bear.

8. Tell him あなた won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him あなた were just kidding and 発言しました teddy くま, クマ has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak...

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I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.


1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, あなた got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than あなた look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for あなた now!!" *Prepare yourself によって getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did あなた say something?"

5. "Why do you...