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posted by Saritaswims

Well i read twilight saga and i got confused I was thinking of either smashing my head with the book または the ウォール i mean come on who the f*** makes ヴァンパイア sparkle! i mean unless あなた want to give the image that there gay but there daring the oppisite sex.

Moving on anyway i have to compare Harry Potter Series vs. Twilight Saga Harry potter wins major. becuase twilight is just SO predictiable i mean common harry potter makes あなた want to stay at the end of your chair becuase its awesome

any way twilight is an OK book and the twilight movie i have to say it suks. the 本 are alright im just hoping that MIdnight sun is a million times better and also i know your gonna ask what team are あなた on im just gonna say I really dont care its not real so why even bother but if i was a Twihard i would choose Team Buffy becuase i want those cullens except ALICE<CARSILE<AND ESME to be killed for good i mean where ta hell id buffy when あなた nees her

i hope あなた see my point PEACE

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Ways Edward Cullen is Abusive

posted by renrae

Credit to _lina_ and cinders, because they did it first. もっと見る credit to link because that's where this is from. _lina_ used the same one.

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Number 1: Someone tells あなたまたは he admits that he has hit women in the past. He has talked about his killing sprees, he has killed another woman (Yes, she is a vampire. Who cares?) in front of her. Check!

Number 2: He refers to all women he has dated in the past with derogatory terms. He may also refer to his mother using such terms as well. Not sure about checking this one または not. He says she is the first one he dated, but then he talks of Tanya,...

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Edward vs. Dracula

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Twilight Sucks! エモ Vampire [Lyrics]

posted by tooch

I'll never be an エモ vampire, Setting tweenaged loins on fire.
I've got nothing in common with the ヴァンパイア of today.
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away.
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the vampire rules.
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isn't cool.
Girls won't climb up trees with me または canoodle in the grass.
And when I play vampire baseball, I always get picked last.
Oh come on! Seriously dudes. That's a human あなた just picked over me.
I've seduced all kinds of women from all over the world.
But, now the only dates I get...

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Bella Swan: Sociopath?

posted by nuxi

{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella 白鳥, スワン is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility または social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....

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Bella Swan: A Rant

posted by OCFan123

Hi there! This is my first 記事 on the C.A.T spot, about my least お気に入り character in twilight. Actually, my least お気に入り character in history.

Bella Swan.

I seriously can't see why so many twilight ファン like her. She is 発言しました to be selfless, caring, understanding, and a good role model...when really she's the most selfish character in the whole book series.
Now then, here are several reasons why I dislike Bella.

1) Lack outside of Edward

Has Bella -even once- mentioned in any of the novels what she wanst to do with her life? (Besides wanting to be a vampire to be with Edward forever) Not...

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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

posted by youknowit101

How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a 質問 a bit 前 asking what bothers あなた about Bella’s pregnancy. (in a different spot) We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if あなた haven’t had a certain talk with your...

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Breaking Dawn Review

posted by OCFan123

AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an 記事 about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
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Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of 本 in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was 読書 a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...

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Anti-Feminism: Bella 白鳥, スワン and the Illusion of Choice

posted by nuxi

Preface:
I have read all 本 and seen the movies.
Most importantly, the fact that it’s ファンタジー doesn’t excuse the themes and messages in the book. Fiction is merely a vehicle humans developed to communicate important lessons, values and philosophies. I am not claiming any of the implications I discuss were intentional on SMeyer’s part. Whether または not the 作者または readers are aware of it, though, the Twilight series communicates dangerous messages about what is acceptable または admirable または desirable.
Also, I highly recommend link. It’s long, but fascinating and deeper than the 本 themselves....

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Critical Analysis of Character: Edward Cullen

posted by hermione980

Okay, i decided to write a critical analysis of a character from the twilight series. My first choice would have been to do one on Bella Swan, but there is already a whole spot dedicated to that, so i decided on my 秒 choice: Edward Cullen. So I hauled out all my Twilight 本 and combed through them, analyzing and taking notes. Please leave a コメント on my critical analysis telling me what あなた think, what あなた agree on and what あなた disagree on. Please no nasty comments. Enjoy!
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Okay, number one...one of the reasons Twilight is so dramatic and sometimes just plain depressing is because...

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Leah/Sam/Emily

added by OCFan123

This girl's video's keep getting better and better.

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Interview with the Vampire and Twilight (ahem) Similarities

posted by Frizzhead

I would like to note that anne ご飯, 米 wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne ストール, 盗んだ it from stephanie __________________________________________________

1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank によってヴァンパイア but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The ヴァンパイア skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...

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Depression and Bella Swan: My Experience, My Thoughts

posted by HerMelody

OK, this is my very first 記事 - I have never written an 記事 for ファンポップ before. It's a poor excuse if this turns out to be the poorest 記事 ever submitted, but I'm going to use it anyway... please go easy on me xD. This is LONG, so くま, クマ with me, I appreciate it!

I have been wondering for some time now about Bella's vulnerability, state of mind, and 全体, 全体的です mental well-being. New Moon, in the beginning, was my favourite book of the series, for two reasons: Jacob Black was instantly likeable and interesting, winning the タイトル of my favourite character, but also the black hole that Bella...

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Dylan and Cole Sprouse (aka Zack and Cody) on Twilight

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In which Dylan and Cole discuss Chinese food, sleeping and vampires. (The Twilight stuff happens around 1:23, if あなた want to skip ahead. It's awesome.) xD

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Jacob Black vs Edward Cullen

posted by JacobbBlackk

I am totally ignoring Breaking Dawn in this because Stephenie Meyer broke all the rules in there. [Vampires cant have children, they have no body fluids, etc etc]
Reasons i think Jacob is better for Bella than Edward is:
1. Edward/Bellas relationship is based on appearance. She is constantly talking about how good he looks, how velvety his voice is, how graceful he is, etc. She 発言しました Jacob was beautiful once または twice and called his new muscles impressive once または that she is jealous of his tan skin. She thinks Edward is too good for her because she looks plain 次 to him. She thinks Jacob is too...

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Anne Rice's ヴァンパイア React to Twilight

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Source: deviantart.com (by EmpressFunk)

I Am : Team Twilight and Team Anti

posted by happyfreak

when i first read twilight, i loved it. i loved all of the books. the first mocie was good but i dont like the others at all (this is my opinion, sorry if あなた dont agree). i even wished people were もっと見る like the characters in the books.

the important thing to remember is that these 本 are meant for entertainment. do not take ideas またはアドバイス from this book. あなた dont realize it, but at least 2 types of abuse happen in this book. edward is considered controlling and a stalker. jake is considered a sexual abuser and a petaphile. bella is considered a klutz, idiot, and a needy person. these books...

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Team Anti!

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Still a better 愛 story than Twilight

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